Week in Review: It's Out With Lindsay's Appendix and In With Courtney's New Face
Friday January 5, 2007
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Friday January 5, 2007

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Soon to be a hot Ebay item: Lindsay's appendix.
Happy New Year! Jessica and John Mayer couple up while Britney Spears and Vanessa Minillo demonstrate why New Year's Eve really should be rechristened Amateur Night.
Somebody just give Oprah a Nobel Peace Prize already.
Hey, there's still time to get into Whitney Houston's panties.
In Kid Rock's world, "I love you" loosely translates into kicking down the wrong hotel room door.
Silly K-Fed, Firecrotch is SO 2006.
Chrismukkah manufacturers mourn the loss of Seth Cohen.
It's only January 5th, and Courtney Love has already broken one of her MANY New Year's resolutions.
What's worse? Twelve hours a week with this guy, or a week alone in Miami with someone who wrote this?
23 Comments
1:03 PM
Tonya Says:
Why don't people just leave Lins alone! I'm good freinds with her and lover in the past! Leave her alone and just because she loves sex so much, has a big collection of metal pipes because I'm her idol, doesn't make her bad people so leave her alone... Lins and me wanted to get married, but she was mad at me, when she caught me with Nancy using Lins's favorite Butt Plugs and Dildos; I'm so, so, so sorry Lindsay and will treasure our passionate filled love making nights together forever my sweet, sweet lover... Please support my site at Www.TonyaHarding.Com, and be sure and rate our cherished porno tape, we made together before we broke off our engagement together; me and Lins I mean and I will be so, so sad Lins until we reunite again and get married on the Portland Ice Rink Naked...
Love Tonya Lin's!
12:53 PM
Team IckaBod Crain Says:
11:09 AM star Says:
TEAM LINDSAY!!!
12:13 PM Anonymous Says:
i love her
Team IckaBod says, "Team Double 46" Gucci Butt Plug Vibrator With Butt Juice Ejaculator Fluid For Lins and IckaBod; we be havin' dope whick-wa-wah-wa-wah-wa-whicked dopest fun yo bleepes in heat! In the 3 to the fo-fo-fo-fo eight fo mo bleepes in heat... We be eatin fresh butt juice pies with whick-wa-wa-wa-wah-whaaawhicckedd-wa-wha-wa-whicked dopest cream vajay jay juices, poppin Lins's Vajay cherry bleepes in heat yo...
We be just, ja-ja-juh-ja-just dope bleepes yo, we be stickin like a pros in Lins, whit 14 inch my dick yo when it be flaccid yo dope biiiyi-ya-ya-yitches yo!!! When Lins be strokin my dick pole flaccid whit her milky red polka dot smokin whicked tits yo, I grow into a 24 inch dopest dick ride yo and me and Lins be like dope just boppin and be-bah-bah-ba-bah-be-boppin and suckin and truckin whit eachother for so damn long yo... We be Fuu-fa-fuuuuckin like po-pa-po-pa-pa-po-porno trailer park fun movies yo!
Den, Lins be like yo McStiyckles she be lessi McLesbo recruits and she call up Sticka McStella, wit all her dope lessboian partners, so's we can get wa-wa-wa-wa-wah-whicked fun on yo! We be usin and abusin ouwwwr dopest rides wit whick-wa-wa-wawahicked fun quad dildos and "Baby Phat Butt Plugs" signed with Kimora's anus pens yo...
Team IckaBod Crain,
Be dope Fo Reeeeehhh Sons, be dopest whichwaswhicked whack fo-fo-foe reeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhl son-sa sons!
Peace Baaaaababyytches in Heat Yo, Signed Tina McBride Yo Fo Real Sons...
11:09 AM
star Says:
TEAM LINDSAY!!!
6:13 AM
Boxsin Says:
Lins, was caught out on the town again flashing her vajay, this time she had forgotten to take her double dildo out! It was still half way in, you could see it fully exposed, right below her skirt (wow people, she's sick)... Also, she had gotten a vaginal enhancing surgery where you could still see evidence of it. Roger, my best friend ran up to help her quickly and pulled the greasy dildo out before a bunch more paparazzi's snapped more shots! They are taking the photos down under Lins's attorney's court demands (orders), but you can probably still see the dildo and all at Lins's/Exposed.Com, before they are taken down in the next week? Also, she had not been going to her vaginal waxer for a full 2 months, she had a red (deep reddish) coat of thick hair down there that looked like Trista McStickles hairstyle without even a drop of Pubes Sykles Vajay Conditioner on it at all... All you Anons and other gal pals, are confused hugely! She had her vaginal lips done and her orfices down there expanded and enlarged, so she could buy the Prada and Gucci dildo and vibrating butt plug sets; she will also anounce next week, her immediate plans to endorse and star in a series of Disney Porno Films, called Lin's With McStipes Babe and Ron Jeremy Undercover in Malasia! Please check it out at LinsWithMcStipes.Com...
12:17 AM
Anonymous Says:
I'm so yawn tired of Lindsay, Paris and Britney. I pray that these three will become yesterday's news in the v near future and that they'll be replaced with people who are a) more interesting and b) have more depth. I'm going to add Jessica Simpson to the list, too. What a self-absorbed boring group of women! Please remind me why I care what these people are doing in their personal life!!!
10:51 PM
Anonymous Says:
OOH MY GAWD APPENDIX MY MOTHER!! SHE HAD A LIP SURGERYYY!! APPENDIX SURGEY...HAAAHAHAHAHA NO ONES BELIEVES IT..!!!!!
11:01 AM
Anonymous Says:
thank god for these celebrities! i mean we wouldn't have anything to talk about with out them lol
10:49 AM
Anonymous04 Says:
Maybe she had an abortion or something like that, Hollywierd is good at coming up with excuses as to why the stars go into the hospital and Lindsey is known to be the get around girl.
10:21 AM
Keri Says:
there is no way she had an appendectomy. It took me 2 weeks to heal.She had her lips done.
10:14 AM
Haley Says:
OMG...LOL...that's just wrong:):)
9:57 AM
Haley Says:
Lindsay's a hypochondriac(sp)
9:14 AM
mish Says:
NO WAY NO HOW!!! No way did she have an appendectomy. People are showing a picture of her the night after partying at a club, nope not buying it(look at those lips)Try again Lindsey.
12:52 PM
Anonymous Says:
Never mind...already done
12:48 PM
Anonymous Says:
how bout removing her brain along with the appendix?
12:13 PM
Anonymous Says:
i love her
6:07 PM
kathy Says:
who cares?...does anyone care???
4:47 PM
Anonymous Says:
whatever is really going on, she ought to resolve "no more drama" in '08!
3:53 PM
Anonymous Says:
She is such a skank!!!!
2:43 PM
Anonymous Says:
NO MORE LINDSAY LOHAN NEWS!
12:52 PM
star Says:
she is a pretty girl, i like lindsay
11:04 AM
mish Says:
Nope its not just you, I thought the same thing. Makes ya think appendix????? Hmmmmm!
11:47 PM
Anonymous Says:
Is it just me or does Lindsey's lips look collagen injected big time. UH, US you need to do something about the blogger posting all these advertising websites on every blog page...it's ridiculous!
7:34 PM
AnonymousI Says:
lMFAO "Happy New Year! Jessica and John Mayer couple up while Britney Spears and Vanessa Minillo demonstrate why New Year's Eve really should be rechristened Amateur Night."


