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· Plagued by poor ratings and Carson Kressley, Queer Eye is out (oh, har!) at over at Bravo, and Tim Gunn is in with his own makeover show. Paula Abdul gets her own reality series, as well, which you are so watching after this morning’s epic performance.

·Remember the '80s when they started attaching the vests directly to the shirts so you wouldn’t have to buy them separately? Well, Hilary Swank kept hers.

·There are several stages to viewing this photograph. First you think, “Rachel Zoe and some chick.” Then you think, “Rachel Zoe and some sort of Keith Urban/Melissa Ethridge hybrid.” Then you go, “Oh, Cojo!”

· Mischa Barton is dropped from the Bebe campaign, and Rebecca Romijn is brought in as the new face of sateen.

· Steven Tyler knows his way around a "telephoto lens," if you know what we mean (and if you don't, we're saying he plays with himself at the beach).

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