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FACEBOOKIt is hard to say who is slumming more - Rosie or Roseanne. Rosie is a bitter lesbian liberal and Roseanne is a fat, resentful liberal pig who only gets pleasure in life by degrading the good and picking at people who don't deserve it in order to bring them down to her low level so that she can feel better about being a loser. Why the hell would anyone over the age of 18 laugh at impressions of Marie Osmond passing out on stage? That is beyond the pale. I hope they both die of heart attacks in the near future and see their pathetic lives flash before their ugly eyes before they do.
Rosie, Roseanne Talk Smack About Other Celebrities in Raunchy Joint NYC Appearance
Tuesday November 6, 2007
April 30, 2007; January 8, 2007
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Tuesday November 6, 2007
Stephen Lovekin/WireImage.com; Lester Cohen Archive/WireImage.com
Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne Barr opened the New York Comedy Festival Tuesday night at the Lincoln Center -- and nothing was off limits.
Controversial former View host O'Donnell, who began her career in stand-up, took the stage first shortly after 8 p.m. to thunderous applause and a standing ovation. In a black shirt, jacket, and pants, she got straight to the point, joking, "I don't know if you heard, I did a TV show last year. It's over, it's over!"
The celeb slam-session, on the other hand, had just begun.
On Madonna: "She's actually the one who got me into [Kabbalah]. At first I thought it was a cult. I found out the red string costs 32 dollars. As a Jew, I was offended."
On Britney Spears: (While doing an impression of her lethargic VMA performance) "Like her, I'll just wing it! I want her to come live with me."
On Paula Abdul and Whitney Houston: "Whitney and Paula both need to go on that show Intervention! Hell to the no!"
Barr, wearing a rhinestone duster jacket and her hair in an updo got in some digs as well.
On Kirstie Alley: “I sorta really hate Kirstie Alley's guts. She won the Emmy nine times. Just be fat and shut the f_ up!”
On Catherine Zeta-Jones: “No one wants to f__ an old man, especially for four hours. Unless you're Catherine Zeta-Jones! She's into it!”
Later, O’Donnell and Barr joined each other onstage for some more mockery, calling Rosie’s hair very “Flock of Seagulls” and joking that “Posh Spice is doing it.” O'Donnell then did an impression of Marie Osmond passing out on Dancing with the Stars, while Barr roared with laughter.
The show, which lasted almost two hours, ended with another standing ovation.
Whether she ends up on MSNBC or not, it looks like Rosie is ready for her comeback!
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1:02 AM
Anonymous Says:
7:51 PM
Anonymous Says:
She is gorgeous. seems saw her before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site like wealthymingle.com or something. But don't know if it is her.
7:21 PM
erika Says:
You people are the disgusting jerks! Listen to yourselves... you feel better? Commenting on weight & getting a man- Cause that's what a woman should be judged by. ha Its a comedy festival wackos- get over yourselves.
6:18 PM
Thing 1 Says:
Rosie Rosanne NOT funny, Ellen funny. Easy peesie.
6:14 PM
heather b. Says:
Hey Jolee! I didn't know there was an uproar on the Halle Berry thing. Did I miss that? Isn't Rosanne Jewish?
4:16 PM
Jolee Says:
How come the Jewish community isn't in an uproar over what Rosie said???? I don't see how what Hallie Barry said was any worse.
2:15 PM
Anonymous Says:
8:44 AM kristen
You call that comedy? Insulting and degrading people is the only way they can get attention I suppose huh?
9:18 AM Anonymous
Perhaps the "Brass"(Crass) one is a a closet carpet muncher.
1:47 PM
Anonymous Says:
I can't stand Rosie, but I had free tickets!
She was NOT over-the-top rude and preachy, the focus of the above article notwithstanding. A little, yes, but certainly nothing near what I expected. She was also not that funny.
The crowd was fascinating. About two-thirds hooted and cheered everything she said (she could have read her grocery list for all they cared).
Rosanne was a nice surprise. Both were a little embarassing when they tried to comment on political affairs -- so poorly uninformed. They definitely need to tighten up the act; very rambling at times. A LOT of B- and C-list comedians have much better material. Found myself looking at my watch.
1:44 PM
Anonymous Says:
12:48 PM YUCK Says:
Both of these women are NASTY! and I mean nasty, in every way...
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why, have you munched on their carpet?
1:33 PM
~*Wicked*~ Says:
I love both of these ladys, even though they are both fat hogs, and yesterdays news. Not everyone can be like me, I should be on the front page, because I love only beautiful, successful, people, like myself. I hate all blacks, Jews, and down syndrome kids
12:48 PM
YUCK Says:
Both of these women are NASTY! and I mean nasty, in every way...
12:02 PM
Anonymous Says:
Angie, idiot, her and Marie are good friends. She was making fun of the fainting, not of Marie's dad's death. So, you ate Jerry Seinfeld, Jay Leno, Ellen Degeneres and David Letterman? They all make fun of people?
11:55 AM
Angie Says:
Two fat bitter woman, no man wants, that are very unhappy with themselves so thrive on making fun of others. Ask a psychologist...it makes them feel good..you make fun of others when you are unhappy with yourself! I hope their kids don't turn sour! I love comedy, it's when you start picking on people I have a problem with, C'mon Marie Osmand's father just died..leave her the hell alone!
11:43 AM
Anonymous Says:
Rosie O is such a nasty, nasty pig. She is ugly inside and out and she exudes bitterness. She needs to fork out the $32 bucks for a red Kaballah string and sew her mouth shut with it!
11:34 AM
Anonymous Says:
Those who live in glass houses should not be throwing stones! They both disgust me...
11:32 AM
Anon1 Says:
Man I wish I could have been there!!!! Love those two, they should do a show together!!!
11:21 AM
Anonymous Says:
I love them both. Don't you guys have a sense of humor?
11:15 AM
Anonymous Says:
This is absolutely pathetic. Two grown women that resort to such disgust and garbage to make their living - because they can't make a living any other way! Get a life - both of them!
11:11 AM
KC Says:
Two fat bitter women.
11:03 AM
Leah Says:
10:39 thanks a lot
10:39 AM
Anonymous Says:
Winning lottery numbers: 1, 50, 100, 150, 200, 250 and 251; good luck!
10:39 AM
Anonymous Says:
If you want to read a real report on this, go to people.com where a full story is featured on the truth.
10:36 AM
Leah Says:
Would someone please provide me with the winning lottery numbers for today? Thank you.
10:27 AM
Anonymous Says:
12:56a.m., using your pathetic reasoning, do you think Julia Roberts wants to sleep with Britney since she wanted her to come live with them? Idiot. Rosie has been very supportive of Britney since she split with Kevin, has offered to let her stay with their family.
10:26 AM
Anonymous Says:
actually, this is pretty tame.
10:20 AM
Anonymous Says:
i love roseanne! can't say much about rosie on the otherhand.
10:19 AM
Anonymous Says:
uh, Leah, it was a comedy FESTIVAL. There were several comics there. Damn, you're smart.
10:17 AM
Apple Says:
I think they are HELARIOUS! Rock out girls! Come on, that Catherine Zeta-Jones thing is freaking funny!
10:13 AM
Leah Says:
Grumpy today ladies. You need some Cheeto's and champagne in your OJ.
What gets me is this was Rosie's first comeback 2 hour stand-up routine and she has to recruit Roseanne to help her out for 50 minutes. Me thinks Ro did not have enough material ready.
Whatever.
10:08 AM
Thing 1 Says:
How sad, both these women make me ill. What a shocker they find each other.
