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Paris Hilton Prepares For Jail
Monday May 28, 2007


From top: infphoto.com; rameypix.com; pacificcoastnews.com

Even when times are tough, Paris Hilton is still a trend-setter. While other (read: less fashionable) people may pass their last seven days of freedom privately getting their affairs in order and spending quality time with family, Paris has been publicly showing Us how to prep for the big house, heiress-style.

Start laying the groundwork for a post-jail pet phenomenon:
Paris popularized the dog-in-a-bag trend with her pooch, Tinkerbell. Now that pups are passe, it's time to start anew. The answer? Public cuddling of kittens! Getting photographed with one now means they'll be firmly established as the hot sidekick by the time she's traded in her jumpsuits for Juicy again.

Get ready to rumble:
We can't be certain that Paris watches Prison Break, but it appears she's clued in to the possibility of a little shivving in the yard. While it's her beauty that fuels her fame on the outside, Paris knows it'll be her brawn that makes her valuable on the inside.

Dust off the divine:
Even Paris' careful planning can't ensure a trouble free time. That's why if all else fails, Paris is prepped to ask any and every God for assistance.

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