omg!!!!!!!!!!!!! the press, the fans, and the people that hate the girls(paris, lindzey, and Brittney) need to stop talking so much $h1T about the stars...they are just normal people! and half the things they say arn't even tue!!!!!!!!!!!!! so get on with your own life. and maybe brittney went crazy becuase she couldnt handle the drama and rumors that you guys started!!! its not her fault!!! and maybe paris was in the wrong but that doesnt give anybody the right to bad mouth her!!! especially Sarah Silverman. I mean if you guys saw the MTV movie awards...you should feel bad to. Did you see paris's face...she got embaressed on national tv...how do u tihnk that made her feel?!?!?!?!?!?that just makes me hate sarah silverman!!!!!!!!!!!! and everyone doe sdrugs these days! i mean it could even be just a rumor that the press started, maybe it wasnt drugs...maybe she just fell asleep pr was just drunk WHO GIVES A F^*+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And ui think paris will be happy to get away from all you single minded drama freaks! so maybe we should start rumors about the press...so if u have heard lindzeys song called rumors or if u haven't u should go and listen to it!! the music video is pretty much what they have to do to have a normal life! and the people are just dumb stalkers!!!!!!!!! so a word of evdice STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and look at this im only 13 years old and i know all about this cr@p. so thnx if u havent said anything but if u have than u deserve all of their embaressment put together!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday May 28, 2007

From top: infphoto.com; rameypix.com; pacificcoastnews.com
Even when times are tough, Paris Hilton is still a trend-setter. While other (read: less fashionable) people may pass their last seven days of freedom privately getting their affairs in order and spending quality time with family, Paris has been publicly showing Us how to prep for the big house, heiress-style.
Start laying the groundwork for a post-jail pet phenomenon:
Paris popularized the dog-in-a-bag trend with her pooch, Tinkerbell. Now that pups are passe, it's time to start anew. The answer? Public cuddling of kittens! Getting photographed with one now means they'll be firmly established as the hot sidekick by the time she's traded in her jumpsuits for Juicy again.
Get ready to rumble:
We can't be certain that Paris watches Prison Break, but it appears she's clued in to the possibility of a little shivving in the yard. While it's her beauty that fuels her fame on the outside, Paris knows it'll be her brawn that makes her valuable on the inside.
Dust off the divine:
Even Paris' careful planning can't ensure a trouble free time. That's why if all else fails, Paris is prepped to ask any and every God for assistance.
Categories: Paris Hilton | Paris Hilton Jail Time
Oh well, she puts her pants on the same way we do in the morning. She's just got more money. As for the book, "The Power of Now," it is the best book out there!
www.lost.eu/4a74a if you are a true playah!
You do the CRIME you do the TIME!! Going 70 mph in a 30!!! That's not just going over the speed limit a little bit. Yes she is human like the rest of us...so she doesn't want to go to jail and she's all bummed about it..well she should have thought about it before she got a DUI then went out and drove under a suspended liscense! You have to use your brain Paris..even thought it might hurt you still have to use it, cuz she wouldn't be going to jail if she only thought for a moment...
who goes out and really BUYS a bible? you can find one anywhere for free. i understand maybe a life application bible for those tha REALLY want to look deeper into the bible, be new to it, or test themselves with what they are learning. something tells me shes none of the above. who actually carries books like that? titles upright and facing out, and sprawled as if they are on display and being sold? the catch is....all the above. shes on display and shes pimping the bible. this is the sort of thing that makes those that have been institutionalized and truely converted look so bad. oh and BTW since when does a sentence get reduced before you sereve your time for good behavior? hahahaha....thats rich but thats what you get when you ARE RICH.
ALL OF YOU HATERS NEED TO MIND YOUR OWN YOU WISH YOU HAD JUST HALF OF WHAT PARIS HAS PUT A SOCK IN YOUR MOUTH IF YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY.BLA BLA BLA BLA
kathleen shutup!! You realize you sound like the biggest idiot. We are not talking about the entire hilton faimly. Good for them they give to charity. Im sure the priest would love to watch her porno. Its a joke her running around with the bible. All she had to do was take responsiblity and go to some classes. Instead she thinks shes above everyone else. They should put her in for longer.
If you really want things to change, then the public needs to stop buying their cds, perfume, and anything else they get paid for!! They waste their money on drinking, drugs, and various needless activities! So boycott all of their stuff!
DAMN right she's the butt of everyones jokes....her carrying the bible obviously is a joke.....Paris a christian??? Come on....like she is really going to read.....wait a minute, can she even read???? Just because she spreads eagle for every tom bleep and harry that she crosses paths with, makes STUPID choices all the time and gets busted doesnt mean that she has turned a different leaf all of sudden by holding the bible. She'll be right back to her nose up in the air, making porno flicks... thinking she is top Sh*t and everyone around her is beneath her. This is a freaking publicist stunt and has nothing to do with her trying to show the world that she is a "true" christian...she's fake, she's a spoiled rich b*tch, she's a Dumb ass. That bible will get about as much action from her as a gay man would in an lesbian club
Well, Well, Well.... Hummm, So many of you are making fun of Paris carrying a Bible. How many of those making fun of Paris are calling themselves Christians? If you are one of the Christians, think about this. What do you do when you are in trouble? What does anyone with even a tiny bit of faith do when they are in trouble? I hope Paris will forgive everyone for wishing her all the worst. I also would like to appeal to the Christians and non Christians alike when I ask you to think about how much the Hiltons give to Charities and how many of you may have benefited from some of the research money and how many more will benefit in the future. You are looking at the Lady that someday will be writing the checks to help people. People just like you. Now, I think we should all give her a little support.
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*Falls off chair* Paris can read? I hope the words aren't complicated like "IT", "The" and "I" might confuse her. I think the bleach from her bottle blonde finally got through to the few brain cells she had remaining after trying to figure out how to get onto TV, how much money she can blow, (or who), and most of all, how to stay out of jail.
Please people, don't get your hopes up. Paris is not carrying the books to actaully *gasp* read them, it just makes a great publicity shot. Of course, she should have picked a better book than the Holy Bible. We all saw through the scam with that one...it's a little late now honey....LOL!
The Power of Now is a great book! I hope she relly does read it.
I can't believe she is carrying the Bible. What an insult to God! She is probably going to use it as a coaster.
oh geez, and I think the one is actually the Holy Bible, oh dear...Paris, now u're scaring me.
(and where does the kitten live now? poor thing)
1:15, that's hilarious, I haven't even noticed the book-thing!!! Thanks for pointing that out, I got such a kick out of that!!!
why do stars always point the cover of the books they read outward? like we have to know what they are reading all the time. most stars are dumb bleep high school drop outs that need a picture book anyways. go on, tell me how "jealous" i am.
9:37... WHAT!!!???
No, she's so not like the rest of "us",
come on, with her messing up 24/7 (mere stupidity getting caught twice with a DUI and the 2nd time on probation, duh!)...and spending money like there's no tomorrow
(I know, I know, cuz she CAN)
...that right there makes her SO NOT LIKE THE REST OF US!!!! -my opinion...
Well I thinkt that she is just a typical girl like all of us.. She is no exemption to making mistakes.
Lohan needs to join her!
re:lohan spears and hilton.
id rather be poor and classy than rich and vile.
i can think of better ways to spend money than drink drugs and rehab .they have no sense of reality,which is actually really sad.what are they gonna do when they are yesterdays news.the sooner these vulgar girls overdose the better,they will be no loss to society.i dont envy them one bit.i have a real life.
Love manifests towards those whom we like as love; towards those whom we do not like as forgiveness
enjoy ur stay in jail, paris! :)
Hve fun in jail sweetie! While your there please die!!
Ugh I'm SO glad she's going to jail. Have fun Paris! You have no one to blame but YOURSELF.
Go to jail Paris. I hope they throw away the key. You only have one person to blame. Look in the mirror.
bla bla bla oh poor paris.
I think that Paris going to jail is a good thing. Because if it were any other joe shmoe they would have gotten in more trouble just because she is well known does not make her any different than any one else. And her crying about it well get over it. She's just an other person who did something wrong got caught and that's it.
I think prison is hard on anyone; it's not pleasant...We're with you, Paris!It will pass quick!Once you're out we'll have a great party for you! Be strong!!
Why dont we just get off paris's @$$???
a while back Candy Spelling wrote an open letter to Paris saying that she closely follows her press coverage & the plublic's response on TMZ.com and other web sites...and that was one freaky letter at that..phew...i didn't understand where Candy comes off explaining the law & proper etiquette to Paris after all the c#ap that's been going on in her own family (such as the way Tori has been treated in regards to the inheritance; the alleged affair she carried on; etc)...Candy seems like the kind of person where u'd rather not look to closely at the status of her own moral inventory bc u may be unpleasantly surprised at what u find..however her behavior is not of the openly aggressive or honest type & many men seem to confuse that type of candy with true sweetness...


