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FACEBOOKright ok Guys, lets set the record straight. I was totally jacked up on some narly vodka. Truth be known i was off my little tittys. Damn Girl that is the real thang. Straight up now tell me, i was drinkin my bottle and i thought, am i gonna love this thing for ever, no no no. Then i was flat out with my face in a door. So i took two steps forward then one step back, looked at the vodka and realised opposites attract. Lucky i wasnt wearing my crutchless kekkies, like the ones i so love to wear for simon on the show. Damn.Bring it in for the real thing. You know it and you show it, stick it in the ground and grow it.
Chihuahua Breaks Paula Abdul’s Nose
Monday May 21, 2007
Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic.com
Monday May 21, 2007
Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic.com
Don’t be surprised if Paula Abdul has a bandage on her face for the season finale of American Idol tomorrow night and Wednesday. Abdul suffered a broken nose over the weekend after tripping in an effort to avoid her chihuahua, Tulip.
Reached for comment today, Abdul's spokesman, David Brokaw, told Usmagazine.com his client is in good spirits after her fall last Saturday. "As we speak, she's in a car on her way to press tour for the finale of Idol," he explained, adding that the only treatment the Idol judge received was a quick check-up from her doctor.
The judge herself explained her injury to Extra, revealing "[I] tore cartilage. I took a nasty fall... trying not to hurt my dog. I bruised myself on my arm, that's nothing... my chest, my waist all the way down to my hip. All from my little chubby Tulip." Looking back on the incident, Abdul explains "The dog, I saw her... I just remember saying 'Oh my God, I'm going to do a face plant!' It hurt so bad! I screamed like a little baby would scream," she said of the pain. "I fractured my toe as well."
This isn’t the first time the Idol judge had nursed an injury on the air. In 2005, she contracted a staph infection in her right thumb, allegedly due to an unsanitary manicure.
Abdul, 44, even testified at the California State Capitol pushing for stricter legislation for nail salons.
"It's frightening to see what this does," she said of the infection at the time. "I almost went into cardiac arrest, I was told."
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2:15 PM
Paula Abdul Says:
8:54 PM
Anonymous Says:
I like paula abdul but she can be quite dingy in the head sometimes like the tantraum on the plane But now... While tending her Chihuahua!!! i mean come on paula think of a better excuse Please!!!
4:19 PM
charmed 1 Says:
she probally had a nose job and now she can use this as an exuse.
4:04 PM
Maya Says:
It's kind of pathetic how she makes up all these lame excuses rather than admit that she is a drunk/on drugs. It's pretty obvious by her behavior that she is on something. But then again, addicts never act rationally. My ex husband denied his alcohol problem to the very end, even trying to say he was getting the alcohol to clean the radiator.
12:46 PM
blackmoon07 Says:
It goes to what Dennis Rodman's publicist taught him years ago ... anything you can do... tattoos, piercings, appearing in drag, behavior bad or good, to keep your name in the papers ... will raise your paycheck.
Here's to praying that the next time Paula needs to get a ratings boost, she doesn't copy Britney Spears and get out of a car in front of paparazzi sans panties.
I'm sure she'll blame her publicist and fire him over this like she did when her last one couldn't positively spin her inebriated behavior . . .
10:40 AM
Anonymous Says:
Why do people have to be so mean and jealous. The fact that they are taking the time to write anything shows that Paula is on their mind. If I don't like something or someone I don't waste my time. Paula is famous and beautiful. She always will be, and when you are on top of the mountain, as she is, someone will always try to tear you down. What a great life she has had and she will continue to touch lives in a positive way.
10:14 AM
Anonymous-SC Says:
Great! Now Paula will have another excuse to take m-o-r-e medication for her nose and toe.
Maybe her dog was blocking her way to the medicine cabinet.
9:13 AM
Boooozzer Says:
Tulip? Or Tulips wrapped arround a bottle?
9:02 AM
auroramia Says:
He He He!
2:22 AM
Anonymous Says:
Yeah right! Sounds like a lame attempt to cover up that she was wasted and fell.
12:31 AM
Kadie Says:
If by "chihuahua" she meant Chihuahua Tequila and by "tripped" she meant fell over in a drunken stupor, then yeah I totally believe her... ;)
10:19 PM
Mare Says:
After having tripped over my chihuahua who happens to be like a sausage on springs, I completely understand how it can happen. My dog constantly gets misplaced by me because she runs in loops around my feet. Trying to get up in the middle of the night is a tap dancing event to keep from tripping on her. I do not drink. I hope she heals better than her dog heels.
8:56 PM
Anonymous Says:
If you have ever seen Paula's old nose in her high school picture, it splattered clear across both cheeks. She had a MAJOR nose job many years ago. Too funny Paula supposedly tripped over her dog, Tulip. Yeah right!!!!!
8:41 PM
Emily Says:
How lame is that?
7:59 PM
Anonymous Says:
chihuahua? come on! i can come up w/ a better excuse then that! what a dork.
7:43 PM
Jennifer Says:
I was not talking to myself--you know that loser who was posting that crap showing the image of the boy showing his middle finger? I was talking about that, mainly because US was deleting her comments at the same time. YOu are such a d!ck, ever thought that situation could have been happening? And I have been on and off of here today...i think it is YOU who may need help!
7:15 PM
whatswrongwithjennifer? Says:
girl, what is wrong with u? now u're talking to urself? from what I see cruising around, u've been on here all day, getting bashed after being totally obnoxious, then dis- and reappearing saying half of it wasn't u, OMG, girl, u need some help!!!
6:21 PM
Jennifer again Says:
HA! i was right!
6:20 PM
Jennifer again Says:
what the heck is going on---the posts are going on page 2 US may be doing some editing
6:19 PM
Jennifer Says:
Anon you can stick that finger up your butt!
6:18 PM
Anonymous Says:
wow you're impressive
6:18 PM
Jennifer Says:
what a nice way to start the night--idiot
lol I am laughing at how insecure this kid is!
5:49 PM
D DUB Says:
She probably had a nose job and is saying its broken. Funny
5:48 PM
AshleyIsAnIdiot Says:
I have nothing better to do.
5:45 PM
Blue Jay Says:
5:36 anon! She has never been drunk! I love her songs! Her chihuahua must have ran in frount of her last minute!!
5:43 PM
Teresa Says:
She probably got drunk and fell over.
5:40 PM
Beck Says:
Oh my gosh I immediately started laughing when I heard this. I'll bet she acts even more weird than normal tomorrow night!! :)
5:36 PM
Anonymous Says:
Chihuahua??? Yeah right, sounds like someone had a little too much to drink. haha
