LMAO!!
Thursday May 3, 2007

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· Even after a month of dating, no one has really bothered to learn Paris Hilton’s boyfriend’s name. Including probably Paris Hilton.
· And this one time, at the beach, Alyson Hannigan looked pretty bangin' in a bikini.
· Fergie’s Seventeen cover shoot: Don’t Let This Happen To YOU!
· Chloë Sevigny’s got a tight little package. She also thinks that accented actors are overrated.
· Bette Midler will replace Celine Dion as the headliner at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas. As if anyone could ever replace Celine.
· 50 Cent’s 52-room mansion is up for sale, and -- in what is hands down our favorite AP quote so far this year -- the broker says “it's all very tasteful, except the stripper poles."
· Screech Powers unleashes on his Celebrity Fit Club costars the way he should’ve let loose on Lisa Turtle all those years when she was stringing him along.
· Black is very slimming. And so is the alleged white powder that Kate Moss allegedly dropped on her black jeans between the hours of 9:30 p.m. and midnight.


