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The Hoff Will Be Your Geisha This Halloween
Friday October 27, 2006
Hasselhoff at the MAC Store party in L.A. on October 26. (WireImage.com (2))
Friday October 27, 2006
Hasselhoff at the MAC Store party in L.A. on October 26. (WireImage.com (2))
We don’t exactly know was going on at last night’s MAC store party in L.A. But when it culminates in photos of David Hasselhoff coquettishly working his gilded fan in the company of women wearing painted-on cheongsam unitards, does it really matter?
The only thing more bizarre than these pictures are the latest developments in Hasselhoff’s divorce from Pamela Bach (see how we made a transition there?). TMZ has obtained court documents in which Hasselhoff claims his estranged wife was "intoxicated or on drugs" at their daughter's Sweet 16 party.
The America's Got Talent host also says in the documents that Bach "broke into my former residence this past Father's Day."
In documents submitted to the court, a lab report indicates that hair samples from Bach tested positive for cocaine.
Bach tried to discredit the lab results, telling TMZ that the hair samples were taken to a private lab selected by Hasselhoff. She added that some of the hairs in question were actually extensions. "I haven't done coke,” she said, insisting that she has since been tested and that the results were negative.
Extensions taken from anonymous cokeheads? (Won’t find those in the Ken Paves/Jessica Simpson line.) Parents more baked than the kids at a Sweet 16? Is The O.C. creator Josh Schwartz writing this divorce case? The alleged burglary seems like a simple misunderstanding, however. Nothing says “celebrate the patriarch in your life this Father’s Day” like a little breaking-and-entering. It's so the new necktie.
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Posted by Noelle Hancock at 2:20 pm ET
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23 Comments
1:14 PM
E Says:
10:43 AM
Lisa Says:
This guy is ridiculous. And everytime I hear his self-proclaimed "The Hoff" nickname I want to drive a screw driver into the side of my head. Why is this guy still famous or even making news? Are we THAT bored now?
9:29 PM
Anonymous Says:
I'm looking forward to a time when D. Hasselhoff's divorce won't be talked about so much anymore; it's not worth my time or energy.
I'd rather see him have genuine fun instead.
3:57 PM
Anonymous Says:
I'd rather see D. Hasselhoff have fun instead of being embroiled in a divorce that's still as interesting to me as seeing someone get their teeth drilled.
So what if he's supposedly having a midlife crisis?
Let the guy have fun for a change!
P.S.-I'd love to hear more about D. Hasselhoff's music than his insidious divorce.
9:09 AM
Atanonymous Says:
5:20 PM Anonymous Says:
I never in my life watched a whole episode of southpark,I learned about this because a was reading the newpaper.. i'm not against that kind of humor. my favorite cartoon is family guy. but i still think it was tasteless.it was too soon.it's all i'm saying.
BTW-SATURDAY MORNING AND I HAD T WORK, THAT SUCKS-
8:33 AM
Anonymous Says:
These women are not geisha!!!! Why do all Americans mix up Japanese and Chinese culture?
3:52 AM
Nell Says:
Can we find someone more interesting to talk about? The "Hoff" wouldn't know maturity and manliness if it hit him in the face.
2:35 AM
Anonymous Says:
Screw D. Hasselhoff's divorce; I'm hoping for better things for him.
Next more pleasant Hoff topic please!
10:33 PM
Jo Jo Says:
Is David Hasselhoff having a midlife crisis or something? I don't remember him being so annoying before. He's starting to look like a drag queen.
7:40 PM
Anonymous Says:
It wasn't a string on Irwins chest..it was the tail of the Stingray with the barb sticking in his chest.
Tasteless..yes..but I friggin' LOVE South Park!
6:07 PM
Samantha Says:
This guy is so silly...I bet Kit doesn't even want to hang out with him.
5:53 PM
Angela Says:
Okay........interesting.
Hey everyone!
5:20 PM
Anonymous Says:
the southpark episode was hilarious....LOL....it was about satan throwing a halloween party...you have to understand that this is a cartoon and if your an avid south park fan, you understand why the writers do this..i know some of you think it's tasteless, then don't watch it...cause i know you will keep watching becuz the show intrigues you....
4:52 PM
Atanonymous Says:
It was a costume for a hallowen party ! that' was so tasteless- i don't like south park,the episode is named hell on earth or something like that.
4:50 PM
Atanonymous Says:
Note to Pamela! WHY WOULD YOU MARRY HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE????
4:49 PM
nadine Says:
Ata, didnt see it but would of love to... I LOOOOVE south park.... Steve Irwin, that dude that just died?? But whats the joke with the string??
4:48 PM
Brittany Says:
SLOW CELEB NEWS DAY....
4:45 PM
Atanonymous Says:
U guys!!!!!! did anybody read about south park and the hallowen thing, they had a caracther dressed as steve irwin?(is that his last name? with a string on his chest!- a#@$@es
4:44 PM
nadine Says:
I wonder if he would let me puke all over his ugly face...
4:37 PM
Anonymous Says:
I'm all completely D. Hasselhoff divorce-d out.
I don't know what's worse: paris hilton's atrocious 'singing' career or his divorce aftermath. Same thing, actually.
I wonder of D. hasselhoff's ex-wife has something other to do with her days than be in divorce court....
"The Hoff" hamming it up with Geisha fans sure is much more interesting than his divorce stuff.
I don't know what has been worse for him in the divorce department: Not being in the public eye or being in the public eye during an all-too-public divorce for all the world to see.
Same difference.
With all the divorce crap going on, he's better off single for the time being.
Uh, Happy Halloween, Hoff guy!
4:35 PM
nadine Says:
hehe.. thanx ;)
4:32 PM
Atanonymous Says:
Nadine you are my dosis of laughing medicine today! thanks!
4:30 PM
nadine Says:
eeeeeew... gag me with a spoon...
