Thursday October 26, 2006
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The suspense is over, stoners. You can finally exhale. The High Times Stony Awards were handed out in NYC Tuesday night, and Jennifer Aniston -- who was a no-show -- won top honors for her doobie-ous role (yuk-yuk) in Friends With Money.
Mary-Louise Parker took home the gilded spliff for her role as a pot brownie-dealing soccer mom in Weeds, and Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell won for their chronic lullaby “Lazy Sunday.”
Adrianne Curry and Chris Knight won for My Fair Brady, although we’re not sure why because the 25-year age difference creeped us out too much to tune in.
See the rest of the winners here.
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Posted by Noelle Hancock at 3:30 pm ET
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The Press printed that Friends With Money didn't do well at the Box Office.
She probably won the award for her character to give her confidence in herself.
4:06 PM Anonymous
RITA GO GET A LIFE!!
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6:24 PM Lisa
She may not need an Oscar to be happy, but she should have some kind of talent to be an actress. She's just a professional celebrity like the other women you mentioned
One doesn't need to win an Oscar or everyone's approval to be happy. Jen seems very happy and papparazzi need to cut her some slack. Find some degenerate who is a waste of our time like Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton or Tara Reid or Perez Hilton to bash on. Go Jen and kudos for ignoring the idiots of this world!
Gawd, she's trying too hard.
RITA GO GET A LIFE!!
I really like her. I happy for her.
11:00 AM Margaret
Hey! take those Huvane Goggles off your head. It's obvious she's in London in conjunction with the release of The Break Up DVD in the UK and this time US isn't falling for her bull! Bravo!! I wonder how much they're paying Vince?
And the reason Aniston is ahead of the polls is because(see Goggle comment above)
Brad's career is florishing, He's never been happier (as reported in US Today-a legit publication). So excuse him for not chosing the woman the minivan market wants him to!
"the official 'push jen aniston to the brink of suicide' publication"
ROTFLMAO that's the only thing you got right
9:45 AM JenL
How do you even know that? Have you ever met her?
It's a shame she wasn't there to receive the award, she won't be getting another one for a long time.
LOve Jennifer! HEY KATMAL WHY JEN A SORE LOSER?
LOL I LOVE the intro to the paragraph!!!!! that is hilarious!
ok, i have to laugh at that one, "the official 'push jen aniston to the brink of suicide' publication".....lol.
i love Jen's personal style.......
11:00 AM Anonymous Says:
Still no Oscar. Keep trying.
Then again, why the Hate?
I see your dumb countdown on Vince and Jen is still on, even while your own man (at least he claims he is) Perez Hilton is reporting that Ms. Aniston is in London. So what do you do - you pay Perez when his stories match your spin and ignore all the others. This one is dumb. You could have spun this that Rachel Meets Ross in London and swore that she never saw Vince. After all, Schwimmer is there. You missed a good one, stupids.
E Online is reporting a poll of yours that shows 53% of your readers polled thought Brad Pitt moved down with Angelina Jolie from Aniston. Where is that in your rag on our your site? I can't find it.
You are mean-spirited. The worst, however, is that you're a one-subject rag. What are your circulation numbers now that you are the official "Push Jen Aniston to the Brink of Suicide" publication.
Still no Oscar. Keep trying.
Jennifer Aniston is adorable! Very down to earth, REAL....you dont find that in Hollywood often. Very happy for her....
what's with the hate? is to early. Jeez. Nadiiinee Hellos
Jen is the coolest... with a smokin hot bod on top of it...
I love you Jen
Jennifer needs to win the Sap award for being the biggest sore loser in the country.
Are Adrianne Curry and Chris Knight real life stoners in My Fair Brady?
