LANDRY: That dress is louder than her boyfriend.
SZISH: Who let her out of captivity?
GOOD: Later, she took everyone on a magic carpet ride.
TA: Barbie meets Bambi.
WILDER: A great way to use Christmas ornaments during the off-season.

WILDER: This Halloween, Mandy’s going trick-or-treating... as Janeane Garofalo.
KNOBLER: Please, Mandy... Less!
TA: Quick! She needs to be Saved!
SZISH: Why toiletries should still be allowed in carry-ons.
LOPEZ: Needs a skateboard or minivan to complete the look.
MCDONALD: Modeling the new fall look from the Jack Osbourne collection.
CORREA: Wait — is that Woody Allen?

EISENBERG: See, she can’t look good in just about anything.
KNOBLER: Ensemble made entirely from a recycled Barney costume.
GOOD: I didn’t know the Big and Tall store had V-neck cardigans.
LANDRY: Is that a sweater or a parachute harness?
WILDER: Now it’s just you and Dupree, because I’m outta here!
TA: This look is Almost Infamous.

CORREA: She’s gone from Laugh-In to Laughed-At.
SZISH: Hopefully, she’s pointing to a better outfit she wants to wear.
LOPEZ: I didn’t know designers made hospital gowns.
LANDRY: Death may become her. That outfit does not.
TA: That top’s kinda cute . . . if you’re looking for a dress for a toddler.
MCDONALD: Goldie Yawn.

LOPEZ: Where’s Rizzo and the rest of the Pink Ladies?
LANDRY: Proof that money doesn’t buy class — or clothes that match.
CORREA: He may mock women, but he sure loves wearing their jackets.
SZISH: Elvis has left the building!
MCDONALD: All that’s missing is a pair of matching satin shorts and roller skates.
WILDER: Guess all that hair gel has affected his fashion sense.

MCDONALD: Even husband Freddie Prinze Jr. decided to pass on opening this present.
KNOBLER: Buffy, the Seamstress Slayer.
LANDRY: The outfit is a sequel to her last horror movie.
GOOD: Did a pen explode in the limo?
EISENBERG: Inspired by a half-unwrapped candy bar.
TA: Sarah’s stylist had Cruel Intentions when she picked this dress.