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Secret Service Now Protecting Brangelina; President Bush "Just Not As Hot"
Friday September 15, 2006
Friday September 15, 2006
The United States Secret Service arrested a man Thursday for allegedly impersonating a federal agent in an attempt to secure a job as a bodyguard for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, TMZ reports. Nelson Mercado, 46, allegedly lied to Brangelina's security team, Sunset Protective Services, saying that he was a special agent for the Department of Homeland Security, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office in LA.
Mercado also stands accused of using phony credentials and a "fraudulently registered" Ford Crown Victoria with tinted windows and a police light package. If convicted, Mercado faces a maximum of three years in federal prison.
The Secret Service on Brangelina's detail? Well, that makes sense. Any couple this hot is totally worth taking the bullet for. And we already know Cheney can fend for himself.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were inseperable at an art exhibition for British artist "Banksy" in downtown L.A on Sept. 14. (Jeff Rayner; JFXimages.com)
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5:36 AM
Anonymous Says:
5:03 AM
Anonymous Says:
OKAY, NOW WE all KNOW. VINCE FINALLY COULD NO LONGER TAKE ANY MORE HUMILIATION. HE FINALLY REALIZED THAT JEN IS A VERY CONTROLLING WOMAN.
IN "US MAGAZINE" REPORTED VINCE'S FRIENDS CALLED "JEN'S WORLD"; JEN HAS CREATED A CRAZY WORLD WITH THE MEDIA AROUND HER TO GET REVENGE; THAT'S WHY ONE MORE MAN / VINCE WALKED OUT OF JEN'S WORLD.
WE ALL WONDER WHO JEN'S NEXT VICTIMS WILL BE? WILL HE GO FOR JEN ???? OR HER MONEY ???? YES, YOU KNOW THE ANSWER.
12:48 PM
HAHAHAHAHA Says:
I've been away for 3 days and you're still up to the same s###!!!! Posting under different names 11:31 AM, 1:22 PM, 11:21 AND 11:22 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
[still rolling on the floor laughing]!!!!
THANXS FOR MAKING MY DAY CRAZY BEYOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
11:22 AM
Anonymous Says:
Brad is hot and a very nice down to earth person any one who know him close say that about him. All of you dumped JA fans go to her page check out what the world get to see the truth about her. How manuplative and needy she is!!!!!!!
11:21 PM
jolie fan Says:
I am sooo glad that US magazine finally crawled out of Jennifer's ass long enough to find out who the REAL crazy woman was in that triangle. We've been saying it all along, and no one believed us. Finally, the whole world knows!
1:22 PM
shar Says:
I think Brad was smart enough to let Angie feels like she is in control of the relationship long enough to give him what he wants, children & kinky sex!! And then he assume the man of the house role, very shrewd brad. That is why he is hooottttt!!!!!!
11:18 AM
maria Says:
Come on guys give them break, They are human just as we are all are. Although some of you act as if you need to get a life especialy if you have any kids. They have done alot of good for a lot of people. The old saying is if you have nothing nice to say then keep your damn mouth shut. Also get a life and one that is not mean spirited.
9:57 AM
WHATEVER Says:
Brad was always a known c#nt hound, who can blame him? thrown into the hollywood scene straight out of college. Girls and women both throwing themselves at him, what man would've said no? He's been the most valuable piece of male real estate for years. Working on location with someone you have sex scenes with is never a combination for moral behavior. Most of the affairs happened when he was single, you notice the space you have between Paltrow and the next? As for '98 '99 '04 and '05, well, look at those women, then look at Jennifer, need I say more?
11:31 PM
Anonymous 8653480-5 Says:
to psycho crackhead= I'm 1:06PM anonymous, I posted it just to make you think you had a friend, which we know you don't. who else do you think knows so much about Brad Pitt? HA-HA-HA
9:30 PM
ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING Says:
Ya see, what I mean 1:06 PM???? Whatever you say Jill, Kate, AND Anonymous 8:58 PM!!!! aka the SAME LAME ASS POSTER WHO CHANGES HER NAME!!!!
PLEASE STOP!!!! I HAVE A STOMACH ACHE FROM ALL THE LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAA
Stop it. Please. No more. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
8:58 PM
Anonymous Says:
I think we should go over and see what's up on Jen's thread. Crazy's over there already. you can tell!
8:49 PM
ddddddddddd Says:
. oh please,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,so many poeple are so sick of them and their damn kids, we have kids to and ares are just as cute, i think we are sick of hearing how wonderful angelina is and we are all still laughing at the way brad pitt never smiles and follows her around like a sick puppy, boring, and that they are, these 2 jerks make everything so sercrative about them and their kids so they can put a price tag on it and then get on tv to brag about it. i call them the bragaleinias
8:22 PM
kate Says:
People, love them or hate them, still can't get enough of them. Brad and Angelina are very conscious of what they can do for others. When they figured that pictures of baby Shiloh would eventually leak out and make money for some tabloid, They money for them and help others. They also give from their own bank accounts to many less fortunate. Back off and let them live. I for one respect them so much more than those rediculously overpaid actors/celebrities who do nothing but party and spend crazy amounts of money on nights in Vegas, etc. GOD BLESS YOU and YOUR FAMILY, BRAD and ANGELINA AND KEEP YOU SAFE
7:31 PM
Jill Says:
How does ANYBODY know what Brad Pitt did on location while he was married? I think all of you people are freaks and you need not to worry so much about their lives and mabe if this was your personal lives it would be a different story I wish some of these loser people could feel what its like to be in his position. if they where famous like they wish they were they would realize that after you've been in the spot light and recigniozed its probly pretty damn hard to control what dumb ass people are saying about you. the rumor mills are tring to make a buck off of his fame.i just wish people would lay off PEOPLE yes its true they are PEOPLE wow i know its hard to fathom and if you were in their situation how could you handle these lies??
4:55 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Says:
See 1:06!!! What did I tell you????? She's going by Anonymous now!
SHE'S BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
4:42 PM
Anonymous Says:
you guys go to JA page there is a news about her break up poor aniston ohh...
3:50 PM
STILL LAUGHING Says:
Oh, and 1:06, she will come back using different names talking of how crazy I am, but she's still ONE crazy beyotch!!!! She's obsessed with me!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
3:48 PM
STILL LAUGHING Says:
Good point 1:06. Brad's d###'s been all over the place! And now he's with the Queen Skank, Angina Ho-Lie! Mike Tyson would have broke that bony ass in 2 with a flick of his little finger! LMAO
Oh and 1:06, ONE crazy beyotch is going to say I wrote what you wrote at 1:06. Ignore HER cause she's been been accusing me of having conversations with myself. I'm gonna stop answering HER cause every time I do, I can't stop laughing!!!! SHE LIVES IN THESE BLOGS AND CYBERSTALKS ME 24/7!!!!
STILL LAUGHING THOUGH....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Gotta give it to her: she's ONE crazy beyotch!!!!!!!
1:06 PM
Anonymous Says:
A few pages back all the chicks were sticking up for Brad, ohhh he was seduced by the evil angelina, stealer of men. they said he never messed with his co-stars till he met her.
1989-cutting class Jill Schoelin, 1991-thelma & louise Geena Davis, 1993-Kalifornia Juliett Lewis (16 at the time)1994-interview with a vampire Thandie Newton, 1994-Legends Julia Ormond (they shared a house on location)1995-Se7en Gwyneth Paltrow, 1998-Meet Joe Black Claire Forlani, 1999-Fight Club Kelly Brook (not a co-star but met her on location and stayed at her place)2004-Troy Rose Byrnes (he personally told them to hire her and then they were "very close" on location in Mexico-or Malta)
This guy hasn't kept it in his pants since he's been in Hollywood. He started seeing Robin Givens soon as he hit town till Mike Tyson found out! Demi Moore, Uma Thurman, he's had them all. And I'm positive there are tons more who just wouldn't admit it for whatever reason. Angelina better put an electric collar around his d+ck!!
12:30 PM
HAHAHAHAHA Says:
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12:27 PM
LAUGHING EVEN HARDER Says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Stop it Liz, Anonymous 10:27, 10:05, 9:48, 8:24 & MC, Anonymous 5:25, Anonymous 5:57, Anonymous 8653480-5, Mother Earth, FAKE, you (1 person) are killing me!!!!
IF I LAUGH ANY HARDER, I'M GOING TO COUGH UP A LUNG!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
10:27 AM
Liz Says:
Brad and Angelina are a getting the Worlds most beautiful family from people magaine, not Tom and Katie or those others that try so hard, all they(brad and ange) gotta do is have children and be themselves. While I'm not so happy that Brad has grown up I guess he can't stay immature forever just to keep his fans happy. I did't like when he got married either. 'course it isn't like I could ever be with him, I just liked him better when he was on the prowl. So many women so little time! Oh well there's always Orlando! Wish he was a blonde.
C'mon everybody quit being so lame! Write some normal posts.
"You're all the people here under different names!"
"No you are!" WTF!
10:05 AM
Anonymous Says:
3:56 PM Anonymous 8653480-5 Says:
I and others who come here obviously find you annoying and pathetic. But I don't WANT you to get therapy because I love to see you get all worked up and crazy. If anyone is whacking off while manning their computer it's you. And you are waaaaay more obsessed with Angelina than any of her fans.
so true: see how easy it is to set psycho off, puncuation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPITAL LETTERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
four posts in 6 minutes. I'm laughing--without all the typing!
9:48 AM
Anonymous Says:
yeah, and did you notice that these guys mentioned the very same women as this post from an anonymous woman yesterday....
12:07 PM Anonymous 5 Says:
To 6:58 PM, only GAY men think about Angie when they have sex with women because she makes them think of a man with her broad shoulders (like a man!), her flat ass (like a man!), no hips (like a man!) her bony and veiny hands (like a man!), her fake tits (like a drag queen!) Many men think of Charlize, Jessica Biel, Halle, and the Catherine's (Zeta-Jones and Heigl), Rosario, but NOT this women! If I was jealous, why would I admit how beautiful these women are and NOT Angie? Could it be that I REALLY don't find her beautiful??!?! So deal with it! This "you're jealous" or "you're ugly" is getting rather old.
just another coincidence? I think NOT!
8:24 AM
MC Says:
Totally agree 5:16. I know what I had to do to get on here. It's not the sort of thing you accidently come across you have to be searching for a Pitt-Jolie board. It's impossible to think that two men would accidently find this at the same time. Specialy after the thread has been going for so long.
I heard on the news that Donald Trump said Brad was ^crazy like a fox^ by not marrying. As if Trump knows anything about not getting married! lol
8:23 AM
CRYING LAUGHING!!!! Says:
CRAZY BEYOTCHES MAKE MY DAY SO THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and I don't mean crazy beyotches make my day, 1 CRAZY BEYOTCH makes my day better!!!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Laughing so hard i am crying!!!!
8:21 AM
EVEN MORE FUNNY Says:
You said at 4:02AM: Every day i come in here something really bazarre is going on???
WTF????? EVERY DAY YOU COME HERE????? YOU LIVE IN THESE BLOGS BEYOTCH!!!!! YOU JUST CHANGE YOUR NAME A MILION TIMES AND START S### WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING]
STILL YOU'RE MAKING ME LAUGH SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD CRAZY BEYOTCH!!!!
8:18 AM
LAUGHING EVEN HARDER Says:
Oh and 4:02 and 5:16 AM are the same LAME ASS POSTER!!!!
LAUGHING EVEN MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CRAZY BEYOTCHES MAKE MY DAY SO THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8:17 AM
STILL LAUGHING.... Says:
Dee-Mom of 3 & twins my ass! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
YOU'VE BEEN BUSTED BEYOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[thanks for the laughs crazy lady! I'm still rolling on the floor laughing]!
Or is it Mother Earth, or is it FAKE, or is it Liz, or is is mia????? BUSTED BEYOTCH!!!! I DID copy the Brangelina Insanity post MANY times but I had nothing to do with those other conversations! Nothing. You're thinking about me wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy much much much beyotch!!!! Get a life!!!! Go tend to your children & get a job since you don't have one!!!! [THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS & STILL ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF]!!!!
BUSTED BEYOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5:16 AM
Anonymous Says:
12:07 PM Anonymous 5 Says:
To 6:58 PM, only GAY men think about Angie when they have sex with women because she makes them think of a man with her broad shoulders (like a man!), her flat ass (like a man!), no hips (like a man!) her bony and veiny hands (like a man!), her fake tits (like a drag queen!) Many men think of Charlize, Jessica Biel, Halle, and the Catherine's (Zeta-Jones and Heigl), Rosario, but NOT this women! If I was jealous, why would I admit how beautiful these women are and NOT Angie? Could it be that I REALLY don't find her beautiful??!?! So deal with it! This "you're jealous" or "you're ugly" is getting rather old.
7:10 PM AgentHollywood Says:
But really, since when is the body of an anorexic man with fake tits attractive?
That’s what Angelina’s body looks like. She is too skinny, her breasts are way too big for her tiny frame, her shoulders are abnormally broad (like a man), her hips are abnormally narrow (like a man), her ass is COMPLETELY flat (like a man), she has huge, deformed, veiny hands (like a man), and she has a disgusting SQUARE shaped face with protruding jaws (it’s true, she has a very masculine face shape). She has a man body. That’s not very attractive. Also, she doesn’t naturally have those seductive “cat eyes”. She obviously squints her eyes because in some photos her eyes look normal and in some photos, especially professional photos, her eyes look squinty.
I found these posts from two different days. The second from "agent hollywood"
says some of the exact things mentioned in the first. "agent hollywood" was then in an unusual chatroom like conversation with "JJ" who started the whole thing:
6:43 PM JJ Says:
HAHAHAHAHA okay guys this is getting ridiculous! why won't you both realize that you won't change the minds of the other? and anonymous 4:44 PM, SZ, F@KE, Mother Earth, Anonymous 8653480-5, you are obviously the same person! HAHAHAHA and before you attack me as being the poster on crack let me tell you that I made my way here from JJ. That you are messing with a CHILD shows that you are the one with the issues. Puhlease!!!!!! Get an effin life already!
HMMMMM where have I heard this before? someone accusing SZ, F@ke,Mother Earth, Anonymous 8653480-5, of being the same person? Someone who JUST happened to drop in for the first time and immediately striked up a chat with "angent hollywood" (another first timer) who says the exact same things our resident psycho has said before!and they go into this very random chat, followed by "agent" agreeing with yet another copy/paste of Brangelina's insanity.
while truly psycho has CORNERED the market on insanity, the intelligent people here see right through you. you're not very good at hiding your signature crazy points.
