most of you are crazy, i think she is great. I LOVE HER.....She can have all my babies or just one. whatever gets me connected. shes trainable and worth every stupid comment. if this message can reach her, LET HER KNOW..... I SUPPORT HER......YEAH.....
Friday September 8, 2006

Jessica Simpson dropped by The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Thursday. Wearing a plunging black dress with a slit up the leg, she flirted with Jay, assuring him that laryngitis isn’t contagious. "If you want to kiss we can kiss and you won't catch it,” she said coyly. She also discussed her “butt chin,” the pore-clogging effects of Diet Coke, and confessed that she might get a breast lift when her boobs are long enough to use as a belt.
On not dating John Mayer:
"John [Mayer]! What a good guy! He's 28 and a legend. He's a very great guy -- just friends. He's a great guy…Trust me, if I went on a date you would know. The entire world would know. I can't go anywhere."
On Dane Cook:
“Dane is great. Dane is so great…No dating -- he is the costar in my new movie Employee of the Month! I'm lonely."
On Jude Law:
"I have not dated him. I heard that rumor. I saw somewhere at the Chateau or something and me seeing him meant I was automatically in bed with him!"
On Botox:
"Not Botox -- I’m too young to do Botox! I'm only 26! Who needs Botox at 26? That's some hard partying!"
On Restalyne:
"I did Restalyne- I was going though an emotional time and I thought maybe if my lips were bigger people would think it was sexy. It only stays for four months. I looked like a blowfish! I looked so goofy! I prayed every night, 'Please let them go down!' But where does it go? I know I have the butt chin. I wonder if it made my butt chin bigger? Where did it go?"…Its gone now- these are my lips! I have good lips. I don't know why I did it. I was going through a hard time- I was going through a divorce!"
On getting a boob job in the future:
"I have boobs you know. The only thing I would do is after I had kids and the boobs are down to my bellybutton, I might do something to put them back up! But I like the way I look."
On diet soda:
"I don't know about diet sodas. I think it gives you cellulite. It clogs those pores- it gives you the holes we all hate."
On where she is now:
"The place that I'm in right now, I'm just a girl trying to be a woman trying to have a good time trying to have a life."
On fellow guest D.L Hughley being married 20 years:
"Congratulations! That's a lot longer than me!"
Talk to Us: What did you think of Jessica's appearance on Leno?
Categories: Jay Leno | Jessica Simpson | The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
Wow....Spike...you are right on the money. I watched Newlyweds and all I saw was Nick putting Jessica down and treating her like she was a "dumb little girl." He never said, "Wow Jess, your idea is really great!" No, even when she messed up on cooking, he did not comfort her, he said, "Follow the directions!" Wow, as if she did not know that. He even decorated the house without her. Jessica was used to living a certain way. She should have been able to have a maid help her. She did earn some money too!
I think it's funny that her album is not doing well and Nick's album is at the top of the charts. I don't know if any of you noticed but she couldn't read the Q-cards while hosting the Teen Choice Awards. I would put Jessica and Britany Spears in the same catagory....white trash with money. I don't think it's a stupid "act". I think she is truly stupid. Yes, her dad is scary! Not to mention I think he's Gay. I would say that most men wouldn't be interested in dating Jessica and her dad. They are a package deal, Right?
1. I do not think that Nick treated Jessica as well as people seem to think he did during their marriage. For instance, even if Jessica was making a valid point, Nick would focus on a surface error (such as a mispronunciation) and mock her mercilessly. He used this approach to win arguments a lot on Newlyweds, instead of really listening to what Jessica was trying to say and compromising. 2. While Jessica's acting may be overdone, she is not talentless. She truly does have a good voice and is a charismatic performer. Even if you do not enjoy the fluffy pop she sings, she has an extremely large vocal range and a quality tone. She is also able to sing jazzy runs, which is difficult to do. 3. Nick is getting far too much sympathy from women. Women can be very quick to turn on one another, but Onchi made a good point when she brought up Nick's inappropriate behavior involving strippers, among other public indiscretions that circulated well before any of the rumors of Jessica's ALLEGED infidelities. It should be noted that Bam and Johnny Knoxville both denied any physical relationship with Jessica Simpson, and Bam added that his ex-fiancee was just plain crazy. 4. I think Nick is blatantly trying to capitalize on his divorce and arouse pity in the public. All his songs take a "poor me" perspective. Poor Nick is right- you were always getting wasted, watching strippers perform sexual acts on one another, and flirting with girls in clubs while you were married. And right after the divorce, you waited a whole two minutes before bedding Lizzie Arnold, Kristin Cavallari, and Minillo. While Jessica knows that a heartfelt ballad about her heartbreak and some regretful interviews about the demise of her marriage would have gained her ground in the sympathy war that Nick initiated, she is too classy for that. She has wisely opted not to speak about her divorce or even tell her side of the story, although she would probably profit from it monetarily.
prettyinpink 9:25. What are you talking about? Jessica isn't smart. If she was smart she would have realized that the whole reason that she becamee popular is because Newleyweds was popular. Newleyweds wasn't popular because of her. It was popular because it focused on a really young married couple who also happened to be famous. It was aspirational. If she was smart, she would have stayed married because that was what made her different and role model to women who want to have it all (the husband AND the career). Now, she's a single Hollywood girl who guys don't want to date--nothing too aspirational about that. Nick's album is currently selling better than hers because it's better. His last album didn't sell because Joe was managing him and he made sure that the album sucked so his daughter could be more successful. Nick will be fine in the long run. Jessica's novelty is going to wear out. She's going to be remembered in the way Debbie Gibson and Tiffany are remembered a passing trend with no substance.
Listen, Jessica Simpson is a really smart person. She used her popularity and used it towards selling cds and making products and clothes. She is really smart in real life. She just used the Newlyweds tv show to her advantage. I'm surprised that Jessica doesn't get a lot of support from her fans. Nick was the one who made an album about the divorce and what went wrong. Its so stupid of him. How many people bought his previous album when he was married? People just bought his album because they felt sorry for him. Who will last longer in the entertainment business? Its obvious that Jessica will. She's has more hit songs. The only way Nick will be big again is if 98 degrees gets back together. Geez...... Will all the Jessica Simpson haters shut their mouths...for once!
Gawwwwww...Jessica is boring when she talks. Is this all her conversation is about? Shallow and self-involved. She needs to do some serious volunteer work to get a grip on life.
I bet Papa Joe had Jessica thinking the public was going to be in HER favor after the divorce... WRONG...
while it is a little late for second thoughts Jess, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE FOR A CAREER CHANGE...
I think she should just put her weave back in and everyone would be happy.
plus isn't this the girl that was screaming at the top of her lungs trying to convince us that she's "Beautiful in this skin" - and she got her LIPS done?? and she is the one advocating loving your body the way it is to women???
USING DIVORCE AS A COP-OUT FOR GETTING YOUR LIPS DONE IS DESPERATE.
I['m home with a broken leg and just discovered this whole world of blogging! What fun! I'm reading about this whole romance with John Mayer that Jessica Simpson fabricated and it makes me laugh that someone so pretty could be so desperate! The irony of this whole thing is that Jessica made up a romance with John Mayer to sell records and it backfired. Her album won't sell because from the few songs I've heard, it's low-quality and for lack of a better word "cheesy" and she doesn't have enough substance to sell that kind of music like Madonna did in the eighties. Meanwhile, John Mayer's probably gonna sell more records than ever because she basically introduced him to a whole new audience of people and the average vapid celebrity weekly magazine reader is going to discover what quality music sounds like and probably love it. Did she really think that it would work the other way around and that John Mayer's audience was going to embrace her? Of course not, they know talent and real music when they hear it and a Jessica Simpson album doesn't resemble either of those traits. Sounds like a really botched PR campaign to me... oh well. I hope she's saving her money. The future for her looks like Farrah Fawcett's present life to me...
Anonymous 11:13p. You must be Joe Simpson or someone making a living off of Jessica. You said, Its men who are creating her and not the magazines? Are you on crack? I don't know one straight man who has ever bought a Jessica Simpson album. Do you? And I suppose its men that buy Jessica Simpson hair extensions and Jessica Simpson shoes or handbags? Come on! The only reason she even gets these endorsements is because her PR Rob Shuter is really friendly with celeb mag editors and gets them to put her on the cover each week. HEr albnums don't sell and eventually companies are going to realize she is not a bankable artist for long-term profit. She has no substance. Too bad she blew it with Nick, he probably would have taken care of her when she has no career.
Here's a preview on the upcoming Ellen show on Monday. Another airhead interview. And why is she appearing on all these talkshows when her album already came out?
ON NEWLYWEDS:
"I'm so proud of that show. I'm so proud of that relationship that I was in. I'm proud the marriage that I had and I think that Nick is an amazing man. I regret nothing and it made me who I am right now. And right now who I am... I am so in love with. I am so happy with who I am...It's all about the journey."
ON BEING IN LOVE:
"I wish I was in love. I need to be in love. I think I'm too hard to be in love with. It ends up on the cover of every magazine. I scare people away. It's a lot...I'm a lot to take on....I'm a good person... I promise."
Geez. No wonder the Simpon family are full of themselves. All they care about are themselves. Remember Ashlee's album, I Am Me?
And to the people who said to leave Jess alone. I'm sorry, but this is a free country. That is why there are blogs. To write whatever we want.
Anonymous, I am a woman and I am not jealous of Jessica Simpson... I have a Masters and a very good job. I am physically beautiful as well as have the brains to go with it. Jessica has nothing but a set of big, fake boobs and an incestuous family. Jealous? Oh sure. Don't think so.
I think that all you females are jealous of her. She's a business woman and puts on a show acting like a ditz. Us guys don't buy it, but we enjoy the flirtatiousness. We do buy her very talented voice and her ridiculously sexy face and RIDICULOUSLY SEXY body. Hence, she's on TV. Magazines aren't creating her...Its men that are creating her (and teeny bopper girls).
I always thought she was a dipstick... come on. Who can't tell the difference between chicken and tuna fish? LOL.. I almost laughed my head off when she couldn't tell between the two. Chicken. Tuna Fish. Two different flavors.
And, if you ask me, her relationship with her dad is more than a little odd. If my dad talked to people about the size of my chest, I would be so grossed out.... That's not right.
I don't think she is a talented person and I think she made a huge mistake when she left her husband.
I don't understand why the celebrity magazines always put this girl on the cover. She's 100% their invention. That's why she has such poor albums sales. The public doesn't like her, we just get her shoved down our throats and it's annoying. She has zero substance. She's like PAris Hilton--a lot of nothing.
I think she was was drunk or on medication. she was definately on some mind altering chemical. I could tell it by her voice and the things she said. Her inhibitions were down. I've seen it in my ex-wife till this day. I have a sense for it. It made me very unconfortable to watch. I am 100% sure she was on something. Compare to any other interview.
I absolutely hate Jessica SImpson. I never liked her to begin with, I thought she bahaved like an immature, spoiled, idiot on Newlyweds. I didn't find her selfishness or her lack of intelligence, funny or cute. I found it embarassing and irritating. I always liked Nick, and I knew that the relationship would never last. Im glad that he seems to have moved on with some one who is a little bit more like him, layed back and down to earth. Jessica just doesn't seem to realize that her 15 minutes were up a long time ago, and now she is just embarassing herself even more. She can't sing, she sure as hell can't act, and she has nothing intelligent or important to offer people. She needs to go away for good, and take her talentless insecure sister, and her creepy dad with her. I think we've seen enough of the SImpsons for a lifetime.
SHE LOOKED TRASHY THE DRESS WAS NOT APPROPRIATE AND SHE IS TRYING TO HARD TO BE SEXY AND IT IS OFFENSIVE, BUT IT DOES PROVE THAT THE MAGAZINES ARE CORRECT SOMETIMES. A FEW MONTHS BEFORE THE SPLIT A MAG SAID THAT JOE WANTED TO SELL JESSICA'S IMAGE AS A SEX SIMPLE I GUESS THAT'S WHAT SHE WAS TRYING TO DO WITH HER MARILYN MONROE WANT A BE LOOK.
I think she should rekindle her friendship with Vanessa and steal Nick back. That would be an excellent Lifetime movie.
Something is weird about Jess and Joe. Maybe she should bond with Michael Jackson. He might can offer her some help and guidance her with "DJS" (daddy joe syndrome).
I agree! Just go away...being dumb is not cute. Your an idiot and you kinda look like a man.
I can't take seeing Jessica's pro-actively annoying face one more second!!! She is talentless and ridiculous and no one, NO ONE, should take her seriously or give her anymore attention. She's like a little annoying kid that won't shut up. To those of you who said that you did not see the interview but the quotes don't sound that bad...well...i guess you had to be there. The interview was TERRIBLE. If that was me and I saw that episode air, I wouldn't be able to leave the house for months...She sounded like she came right out of a trailer. The girl has no class and no charisma. I felt bad for Jay Leno, he looked like he could use a drink...
You just have to kind of wonder if Jessica's publicist/camp is somehow involved with all of the positive comments on this site or if someone been hired to write positive comments about Jessica?
Anyone who has visited this site in the past could clearly see that the view on Jessica Simpson was mostly negative. Now all of a sudden there are all of these positive things written about her....it kind of makes you go hmmm....
Every person I have talked to lately clearly can't stand Jessica Simpson. So where are these positive comments coming from?
Also, right after the whole John Mayer thing...Jessica using him to get publicity thing came out...remember??...Low and behold, there is a crowd waiting for her outside a store where she is shopping. We are suppose to think, "Wow, look at Jessica and how famous she is. She doesn't need John Mayer to be famous."
She even took the time to hug and kiss her fans. Remember folks she needs to sell that album!
I don't trust Jessica Simpson and I certainately don't trust what I read in print or see on tv. I feel that everything is staged. Who said she couldn't act?
She is aging rapidly and trying to be sexy at the same time. She looks really gross without makeup.
Jessica is always pretending to be such a good person and so innocent. I saw her wear a cross and spilling her boobs all over the screen. She also kept on trying to show off her legs. When she talks, she sounds like a total idiot. Of course Joe and Jessica totally used Nick. She was a nobody when she married him and she didn't want to sign a prenup. I heard Nick was paid peanuts compared to Jessica on the Newlyweds show. She dumped him to do other guys and didn't want to give Nick his fair share. What totally grosses me out is she is always with her dad, maybe they are a couple. There are way too many photos of her and her dad instead of her parents together. I absolutely hate the Simpsons. Father is a pimp pretending to be a priest and daughters are talentless whores. Comeon, we all saw photos of her having a good time with tons of guys.
I know her album just came out, and she has been doing a lot of press but I'd rather hear about someone else. This Jessica overload needs to stop.
I watched the show and I couldn't believe how uneducated and classless this woman was. She spoke like a 9 year old in a 30 year old body.Shes suppose to be a christian but acts like a whore. She left Nick because she thought she was too hot for him but no other decent guy wants her for more than a night. Shes a joke!!
P.S. She can't sing either.
Jess, Jess, Jess if you weren't so freaking uneducated and retarded then you would have known that your lips and face are starting to look like freaking Zah
Zah Gabore. We could care less what you do and where you go now. (And no you can't sing) You sing like a breathy fluzy You screwed over Nick and so we are only interested in Nick. Any guy who organizes a girls closet is definitely a keeper in my book.
She got chubby! I really don't care about her that much anymore.
She looks like a man...and does weird jerking motions with her head when she sings!


