HILLS RECAP: Lauren Conrad Attacked by Spencer's Sis as Audrina Gives Bad Boy the Boot

MTV's golden girls do battle with a Pratt spawn and a cheating boyfriend

If there was ever a time for Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad to lean on each other for moral support, it's now. But, as Monday night's episode of The Hills showed, they are way too distracted by their own dramas.

The first drama: A brazen Stephanie Pratt (yes - the other Pratt) confronted Conrad at L.A. club Opera while LC was out with pals. (Although promoted by MTV as being the reality catfight to end all catfights, the confrontation was your standard bar-girl hatespeak.)

"When you hate my brother, it makes me hate you," She-Pratt spewed, with little emotion. Moments later came a memorably hateful stare-down when She-Pratt and Brody Jenner locked eyes. "I could never be friends with someone who's [friends with Lauren]" the male Pratt, after the fact, explained for the umpteenth time.

Just as a war-torn Lauren started looking for someone to turn to, Audrina was running damage control on her own crisis: Justin Bobby was busted making out with a redhead at the bar. As Us reported earlier this month, Partridge ended up giving JB the boot - finally! But, as she reasoned, a breakup can only be effective if she neither sees nor hears about her ex.

That seems easier said than done, but surprisingly 'Drina realizes how the relationship's effect has wreaked havoc on her over the last few months, and drop-kicked her man to the curb for good. "It's hopeless," she mused. "We should just be friends."

But, as the show often has revealed, a good friend is hard to find - especially on The Hills.

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