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Friday June 22, 2007

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· Pete Doherty reveals in his new memoir that model Kate Moss will only marry him if he manages to stay drug-free. He also shares a heartwarming old love note from Moss which reads: “You have touched my heart and soul you little f--ker.”
· Chad Michael Murray is accused of getting a former One Tree Hill guest star kicked off the show after he was caught flirting with ex-wife Sophia Bush.
· Kim Kardashian on Paris Hilton's imminent release: "I am praying for her and I love her to death."
· Matthew Knowles has reportedly fired Beyoncé's longtime 400-pound bodyguard, "Shortie” for a younger, buffer version, but paid out the remainder of his (startling!) $500,000-plus contract and a $100,000 bonus.
· Jerry Seinfeld isn’t sorry he made that joke about bee rape at a screening for his new children’s film Bee Movie – he’s sorry you got so upset about it.
· 50 Cent holding hands with Fergie on the red carpet would’ve have been kind of “meh,” but Fiddy holding hands with Fergie Duchess of York = high comedy.



