Paris looks like a witch. Her nose is too long. What a hag.
Tuesday May 8, 2007

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· Upon being told she was sexier than Paris Hilton, actress Chloe Sevigny sniped, “Well, I don’t find trashy sexy, so I’ll try to take that as a compliment."
· At the Kentucky Derby, Jimmy Fallon skipped a Stuff magazine party Friday night, and instead went to a University of Louisville frat party where he played beer pong until 5 a.m. and flirted with sorority girls. What -- no jumping off the roof into the swimming pool?
· Partygoers at Stereo Lounge were seen sending drinks over to recently rehabbed former Miss USA Tara Conner -- she sent them back.
· Rosie O’Donnell supposedly wants to be the next host of the Price is Right, but retiring host Bob Barker is adamant that Rosie not get the gig.
· Larry Birkhead showed up to the Kentucky Derby with a fine looking filly.


