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Morning Rush: Lohan's Dad Gets Out of the Can
Tuesday March 13, 2007

· Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan, is released from jail today.

· The public begins to turn on Jennifer Hudson as the diva stories begin to surface.

· Harvey Weinstein is not buying the fashion label Halston for his disproportionately hot girlfriend, Marchesa designer Georgina Chapman. He’s buying it for himself. He just loves what they’re doing with jewel tones this season.

· Anderson Cooper, Doogie Howser, and Donald Trump are just a few of the guest hosts who’ll be taking over for Regis Philbin on Live with Regis & Kelly when he takes 5 weeks off for bypass surgery. You sort of forget that he's 75, no?

· Lindsay Lohan and Jude Law are “adoring each other’s company,” and possibly, genitals.

· Joe Simpson would never let his daughters spiral out of control like Britney Spears.

· Donald Trump hates The New York Times. We’re sensing a bad Apprentice review in there somewhere.

· Robbie Williams downs 36 double espressos a day. How does he sleep at night?

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Posted by Noelle Hancock at 8:28 am ET Permanent Link | 53 Comments

53 Comments

7:17 PM The Dean Says:

I love this guy Michael Lohan, he raised such a nice little c*m dumpster. A lot of men raise their daughter to have principals and standards, which is sooo annoying when you are trying to just get laid. He raised Lindsay to be a hole for p*nis' with nothing else to offer and I respect that.

He didn't realize it at the time, but he helped turn a whole generation of little girls into worthless little sl*t's by creating this wh*re of a role model. I wonder how many times he took care of him self to pictures of Lindsay while in lock up.

7:03 PM alaskan_chic Says:

Well, he's probably really into hunting and dog sledding. There are really fun clubs where you can pick up single penguins, which are hard to find. There is also sitting in front of a nice fire admiring alll those critters you've killed and skinned. My fur looks so good on me, by the way. Also he's probably keeping his igloo from melting from that warm fire! So much to do!!! :D

6:56 PM Anonymous Says:

alaskan_chic, you said you're about 100 miles from Fairbanks? How big is Fairbanks? What is there to do there? Are there like clubs and stuff? I'm just curious about what he does there. He's a single guy.

5:50 PM alaskan_chic Says:

Yeah, you better not come to Alaska, between the wild fires and me huntin for critters to hang on my walls, you might just get hurt!

5:16 PM Anonymous Says:

all joe said about jessica's boobs was something to the effect that she has dd's and there is no hiding those. he said it in reference to when she was singing gospel early in her career and people wanted her to cover her boobs up. he's right, there is no hiding dd's.

5:04 PM jessica simpson Says:

joe is a pervert and he is the devil.

4:48 PM alaskan_chic Says:

2:37 i live only 100 miles south of fairbanks. and summer is probably the best time to travel here. be warned, though, it'll most likely be smokey. TONS of wildfires up here.

3:36 PM Anonymous Says:

whoa! hold up! what did joe simpson say about his daughters boobs? i want to know! i already know he is a sick perverted man!

3:23 PM Anonymous Says:

3:17, THank you! Thank you! The Simpson family are nothing but sell outs. They sold their souls for money and fame. And they still try and have the gaul to preach the whole Christianity thing. Please, they couldn't care less now about God or anything pertaining to morals. Joe Simpson is too busy talking about his daughters boobs and planning his next money making scheme to think twice about God.

3:17 PM Anonymous Says:

Joe Simpson needs to shut up!!!! like someone else said, Typical Simpson's trying to feel like they are always right about EVERYTHING!!!! Last time I checked, "Christians" don't bleep their Marriage around for money and publicity ( Jessica and Joe).

2:56 PM DOA Says:

Don't go to Alaska! The chic will skin you and hang you on the wall for decoration!

2:37 PM Anonymous Says:

alaskan chic, unfortunately, No, I've never been there. My dad lived there back in the 60's for about 4 years. I've seen alot of pics and footage and it's simply gorgeous. I have a friend who lives in Fairbanks cause he's in the military. Are you close to Fairbanks? Probably not. Alaska is so huge. I live far far from Alaska, but, it's in my top 3 places to go. I guess summer time would be the best time of year, right? I'm sure winter is freezing, but I bet it's still beautiful.

2:23 PM Teresa Says:

I haven't ever heard anything about Lilo's dad either. Except his revolving jail schedule. :(

2:10 PM alaskan_chic Says:

no, not intentionally. some idiot who probably thinks Alaska is down by California like they show on most maps......and also thinks penguins live in Alaska. anywho.....when did l-lo's dad try to get into the movie making business? because he totally looks not familiar to me.

2:02 PM Teresa Says:

Did I miss something here today? We all talking about penguins? ookay...?

2:01 PM alaskan_chic Says:

1:53: have you ever been here? it's awesome. and the freedom to do what you want without being fined or harrassed is GREAT. i'll never move. to many laws. oh, and another perk: i live outside a borough/city so NO TAXES!

1:54 PM alaskan_chic Says:

I forgot to mention that FIRST we have sex with them, then we kill them then we skin them then we eat them. Mmm mmm good.

1:53 PM Anonymous Says:

Why is it that people make fun of someone living in Alaska. That's God's country. It's so F@cking beautiful up there. I'd be way more embarrassed to be from somewhere oh, say, like New York or Canada.

1:51 PM Teresa Says:

Regis has the whitest teeth. He must bleach 'em. When he was doing Millionaire, it was really hard not to stare...

1:43 PM alaskan_chic Says:

1:39: there are no penguins up here......you are at the wrong end of the world! and i'm pretty sure it's illegal to kill one. one of my friend's works in antarctica, though, and he said they're funny and kinda dumb. and grow up and get your own name.

1:39 PM alaskan_chic Says:

Yeah so what, I have a penguin. Thems makes for good eatin', then I wear the skin as a crown.

1:38 PM Anonymous Says:

Lindsey Lohan's dad is out of jail? Great! I'm sure at this point he's go on to be a real success!

1:37 PM alaskan_chic Says:

is regis really 75? yikes. he doesn't look that old.

1:31 PM Anonoho Says:

What!? You don't live in an igloo? You sound like you would.

1:29 PM Anonymous Says:

Alaska, do you really pull a sled? Buwhahaaa You just made me day.

1:22 PM alaskan_chic Says:

1:00: are you in need of a name? or do you like to start bleep? find your own name and don't steal mine. and 12:51: a lot of girls up here do it and it's a great way to meet guys and keep in shape. and mush isn't used except in videos and by people who think alaskans live in igloos and play with penguins.

1:02 PM Anonymous Says:

12:51 Bwahahaha!... Muwhahahaaaaa!

1:00 PM alaskan_chic Says:

Yeah, Miami so sorry you are not as cool as me. Keep trying, biotch.

12:52 PM Anonymous Miami Girl Says:

yah like everyone is as cool as you two 11:40& 12:23

12:51 PM Anonymous Says:

Someone said you had a dog sled to be pulling. Now go! Mush! Hehya!

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