poor jennifer lost her husband because shes barren and wont swallow or have anal sex.. what the hell kind of wife was she? what is she good for?thank god for the nasty angies in the world... maybe jen and brads mom will hookup?? stranger things have happened..
Tuesday April 24, 2007

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Jennifer Aniston may be taking a break from sitcoms, but she's still sipping from the endorsement faucet.
Usmagazine.com has learned exclusively that Aniston is closing a deal with Glaceau, the makers of smartwater, to be the face of its next worldwide advertising campaign.
Aniston, who over the years has appeared in ads for everything from Heineken beer to Lynx deodorant, is expected to appear in ads for smartwater, an "electrolyte enhanced" drink with the slogan "water that's the envy of all water."
Says a source close to the deal, "Jen has a clean image and that's smartwater's whole image, so she's perfect for it."
Aniston's camp had no comment, and reps for smartwater wouldn't return calls seeking comment. We're still smarting from their neglect.
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Categories: Jennifer Aniston | Endorsements
someone please tell jen swallowing is not a crime. she could have made brad stay .. nice girls finish last ..what do you give a man who has everything?ans: anything he wants!...... just like angie does....men want what they want and if their wives wont do it for them someone else will..........case and point {brad-jen-angie}
jen can practice being a mama by babbysitting brad and angies kids.. its the least she can do.. now shes wishin shelet brad have a family instead of acting like a spoiled little biotch..kinda late now ..but im sure brad can handle 2 woman and angie probably would be ok with it if jen begged hard enough they would let her join the family and have some of brads kids like she should have done in the first place....everyone knows thats her dream anyway.
brad should be a spermdoner for jen so she can have a babby , shes gettin old quick..
brad should be a spermdoner for jen so she can have a babby , shes gettin old quick..
I love Jennifer Aniston, but here again is this celebrity explosion on PSA'a and advocates for products that displays a little hypocrisy... the story behind the smarbleeper campaign states that their product added to her already "healthy lifestyle"...???when did smoking ciggarettes become healthy?? Just wondering.... I recently heard a psa where Lindsay Lohan states "dont drink and drive".... or Melanie Griffith for anti-smoking campaigns, and what do you know?... there she is smoking away in another candid photo.... Im no angel, but yet I dont preach to be one. just getting tired of PSA's around every corner and the celebrities that get paid to announce them do exactly the "thing" they are telling the rest of us NOT to do, I find it funny.
What is with all these nasty comments about children. Do you really think Brad and Jollie kids are going to grow up happy. Not much chance of that. Brad and Jollie can't keep their children or themselves out of the media. Jolie will always be making shockinig comments and behaving in a shocking manner. Remember the infamious "Blob" comment.
Jennifer a single girl who's got more media savy then those 2 put together. She would ensure if and when she has children they would be will kept out of the media spot light and not use them for self promotion like Jolie.
RE: "Someone" at 9:10 AM
Jennifer Aniston can't have kids in or out of wedlock. As for you "someone", you need to go and take a hot sh*t for yourself.
12:56..Are you Jennifer Anistons doctor? Just because she hasn't had any kids out of wedlock makes her infertile? You need to go over to JJ and get on your knees with the rest of the Brangaloons.
12:56
Jennifer Aniston is INFERTILE. Everyone knows now that she CAN'T have KIDS.
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RETARD ALERT!!!!!!
12:56 How do you know that???? Did she tell you about it???
Jennifer Aniston is INFERTILE. Everyone knows now that she CAN'T have KIDS.
11:19 Hmmmmm... jealous are you????
Hey 1:03 Check out your daily activities
Wake up in the morning look in the mirror and feel sorry for yourself. CHECK
Realize that you have a pathetic life? CHECK
Go insult somebody that you don't know to feel better about yourself. CHECK
Read Star, Life & style, Lies weekly, and the National enquire and believe in all the crap. CHECK
)))11.19 AND!?WHAT´S YOU POINT????SHE IS FAMOUS,GREAT LOOKING AND HAS MONEY::)))AND YOU ARE JUST SOME ANONYMOUS NOBODY,I also do smoke pot sometimes and?i have had my heart broken in the past,if i have money i´ll get some work done when i get older,AND AGAIN WHAT´S YOUR F**N´POINT!!??:)))DID YOU SHAKE WITH ENVY AND HATE WHEN YOU WROTE ALL THAT CRAP??:))
Jen to be the face of smarbleeper???
WHAHAHAHA....IT'S SO FUNNY :D
Anyway, I LOVE THIS POST!!!
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1:03 AM MANISTON Says:
JENNIFER ANISTON'S CHECK LIST
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CIGARETTE CHAIN SMOKER? check
DRINKER? check
ADMITTED TOKER of the GANJA? check
FACE FULL of PLASTIC SURGERY last MONTH? check
TWO NOSE JOBS? check
SILICONE BOOB IMPLANTS? check
RESTYLANE CHEEK & LIP IMPLANTS? check
HAIRLINE ADJUSTMENT SURGERY? check
DUMPED by BRAD PITT? check
DUMPED again by a GROSS FAT BLOATED STUBBLY PIG who is NOT BRAD PITT? check
110 MILLIONAIRE who needs EVEN MORE MONEY to KEEP HER MONSTER PR AGENT STEPHEN HUVANE'S 15% FEE UP so SHILLS for 'GLACEAU'? check
You won't see me or anyone else drinking that sh*t if they have her endorsing it - and 'worldwide?' Uh, they may SERIOUSLY want to reconsider - she is loathed in the UK & Canada.
10:27 I read about perezhilton, I hope he looses the lawsuits. He is a real jerk!!!!
1:50 says
some excerpts from us mag
regarding Aniston’s recent date with a blonde,
“She is ready to date again”, says an Aniston source.” She will never overcome all her insecurities….”
….Her girl-about-town behavior is in sharp contrast to how she seemed 6 months ago, when she barely left her house while recovering from her ill-fated romance with Vaughn. (”Jen’s been mopey,”an Aniston confident said just before the new year. “She’s just been depressed.”)
Still one member of Aniston’s inner circle worries she is just putting on a brave face. “Jen is no happier than normal”, insists the pal. “Inside, she is a deeply insecured person with no self-esteem.” But presenting a smile might be what the doctor ordered. “It’s been known through research that if you act as if you’re happier you will be happier”. notes psychologist Peter Fararo. ” If you force yourself to get out there and smile, you will feel better.”
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IDIOT ALERT!!!!!
Which tabloid did you get this from?????
7:33 So are you any better??? Because if you were, then we would be reading about you and not Jennifer.
1:03 Well apparently the tabloids are your bible, you will believe anything they say without questioning, it's sad!!!
1:50 I just love when you quote "sources" that you know perfectly well that don't exist.
Somebody quoted perezhilton, lol lol lol, isn't that the a$$hole that just got suit again. He is a brainless S.O.B that only gets attention by stealing pictures and creating stories. Wow if that's what you read and believe, I feel very sorry for you.
About her charities, this is a ridilous discussion since its obvious that you are not going to find anything IF she is donating anonymously. If she wants people to know then you will find it on any website. Now I don't know weather she donates or not, but it can be done with no record if you are not interested in using it for your taxes, like someone said before.
All of you need to get a life
If everyone wasting their time on this blob would even
donate their time to a charity it would help a lot. It
doesn't have to be money, time is just as good and you
should be doing it because you want too, not to get your
name in the news.
Amazing how many "know it alls" there are out there that seem to think they know so much about Jennifer.
I have no children and never want any, that doesn't make me a bad person. I think it's better to not have them than to have one and not want it. And I think that's better than adopting for tax write offs and attention and then not loving them.
Not everyone wants children!Here some bored houswives who have nothing else in life but incubating and thinking they are the godess-like cause they had sex and got knocked up and....is people´s choice should they or not become parents,some people want some don´t POINT.
yuk yuk yuk. she's so plain... early retirement. good for her. maybe she'll be on dancing w the stars one day...
Perezhilton (from website) said this well. This is how Aniston's got her GLADD award
article below from perez :--
Sharon Stone may be a bit crazy - well, a lot crazy - but at least it's very clear the support and tireless dedication she has lent to gay and lesbian causes.
Jennifer Aniston?
Uhmmm....not so much.
She ha a gay publicist, Stephen Huvane. That might have something to do with it!
And her gay hairdresser, Chris McMillan, is one of her best friends.
She deserves an award for that!
The former Friends star was presented the Vanguard Award by Jake Gyllenhaal at the GLAAD Media Awards in Los Angeles on Saturday.
This is how it works.....
GLAAD gives the award to the biggest star they can get in hopes of getting lots of media coverage for the ceremony.
This year they didn't do so well!
We all know Aniston has 110M. But she does NOT give back.
credit: curly
Regarding Jennifer Aniston's donation
This is for messages proposing donating in private and benefits associated therein.
Jennifer Aniston Charity Information(Note, support is DIFFERENT from actual donation)
Charities supported
* Clothes Off Our Back
* EB Medical Research Foundation
* Friends of El Faro
* Lili Claire Foundation
* Luke Neuhedel Foundation
* Project A.L.S.
* Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network
* **. Jude Children’s Research Hospital
The following are from their official web sites:
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Clothes off Our Back: According to the official web site, nearly 450 celebrities have participated in Clothes Off Our Back auctions since its inception in 2002, helping raise over $1 million for various children’s charities. According to a fan web site, "Jennifer donated an autographed Sundance vest."
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EB: No acknowledgment of donation info on the official web site, but "The actress co-hosted the launch of a new watch collection to help raise money for the fight against a rare skin disorder"
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Friends of El Faro: No info on JA, but only corporate listings for donations.
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The Lili Claire Foundation: According to the web site, the Foundation "is grateful for the generous support of all the individuals and organizations who contribute their time, talents, resources and funds to help us make a difference in the lives of individuals living with neurogenetic disorders and their families."
Following is a list of organizations who have kindly given us their support: -with no JA but JA attended one of their galas.
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Project ALS web site has two official celebrity acknowledgments:
Honoring Brad Grey - highlights of the Los Angeles fundraiser.
Honoring Ben Stiller - the actor, writer, and activist receives the first Jenifer Estess Award
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LUKE NEUHEDEL FOUNDATION : No official acknowledgment of donations, corporate, celebrity or otherwise.
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RAINN: No Official acknowledgment of a donation from JA, but there is another name on their web site.
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** Jude: 2004 - 2006 News for fundraising: Could not see JA’s name, but noted that the list has not been updated since 10/23/06
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HP Charity (according to a fan site) : No official acknowledgment of a donation but according to a fan web site "Jennifer donated an autographed, poster-sized celebrity photographs shot by famed WireImage photographer Jeff Vespa"
Typical PR move again by Aniston. she is constantly parading a bottle of smart water so and ask her agent to consider her as their endorser!!
Remember the Nike deal, they were also drumbeating her being a nike wearer and was looking to be an endorser of the company, but alas Nike was sound enough not to hire her!!
I think her PR guy huvane who has a good relationship with US weekly, is leaking the info to make it happen.
Anyway, whats up with Aniston's career, why is she endorsing a water product only??? Can she get a better offer? She seems so desperate for any work these days!!!
1:46 so what if she doesn't want kids? that doesn't make her a bad person. i give her credit if she knows she doesn't and sticks to it. or of she's not sure. better to err on the side of caution then to pop one out and not want it al a britney.
1:03 now i know she has always been rumored to be a pot smoker, but where did she say it? drinker, so what? who hasn't at some point?
1:50 c'mon you beleive this magazine? it's a damn joke. look at this site. they can't rely on their reports to pull people in so they use this silly fued with unbalanced fans to get web hits.



