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Jay Leno Lights Up Lindsay
Wednesday July 25, 2007
Jay Leno at tthe Simon Wiesenthal/Museum of Tolerance National Tribute Dinner in Beverly Hills, CA. May 4, 2005.
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Wednesday July 25, 2007
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Lindsay Lohan learned a valuable lesson on Tuesday: don't cancel on Jay Leno.
The 21-year-old actress, who was scheduled to appear on The Tonight Show on Tuesday to promote her upcoming film I Know Who Killed Me, left Leno and his staff in the lurch when she cancelled after her second DUI arrest in 2 months.
Stuck trying to find a replacement guest in just hours, Leno lit into Lohan in his opening monologue. "We had Lindsay Lohan booked on the show tonight, but apparently she was already booked," the comedian joked. "It's too bad about Lindsay. I thought our competition was Nightline and Letterman. Turns out it's Cops and America's Most Wanted."
The laughs at Lohan's expense didn't end there! Leno continued to prove that hell hath no fury like a late night host scorned, getting into the specifics of Lohan's woes. "I guess you've all heard the story by now," he began. "Early this morning, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI and possession of cocaine. She told cops she was just researching a role for a movie, in which she will play herself."
Even Lohan's recent stint in rehab wasn't off limits, as Leno teased, "Didn't she just leave that rehab center in Malibu called Promises? I hope you kept the receipt. What's the promise? They keep the room ready for you?"
Despite living in a post-Paris world, Leno expressed doubts that Lohan would see much jail time for her digressions, adding "I guess this is like the second time this year she's been arrested. Of course, under L.A. law she could do as much as seventy-two hours in jail."
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5:28 PM
Jamie Says:
4:00 PM
stop hating Says:
Of course this would be the night I missed the show! Sounds like it was a good one!
3:09 PM
Stacie Says:
2:51 PM Anonymous Says:
Didn't say anthing about "she should have shown up". I was responding to the other person saying it was mean. But no matter...I don't look to be right or wrong here. That's just lame...it's a gossip blog anyways.
2:51 PM
Anonymous Says:
so, she got arrested at 2 in the morning and should have shown up at Leno that night...yeah, I'm sure everyone would have gone easy on her for showing up THAT night....you're right Stacie, you always are.
2:48 PM
Stacie Says:
Leno ROCKS!!!! That was great!
1:00 Anon - Mean? Come on what the heck did she expect? If she had shown up he probably would have gone easy on her. She is the one turning this into a joke by her behaviour with rehab, club hopping immediately after, trying to fool everyone with the stupid ankle monitor. She was lucky that was as hard as he went on her! The Sarah Silverman jokes on the MTV Awards...now THAT was mean! (They were funny too but she even admitted she was harsh to Paris)
1:11 PM
Anon13 Says:
Funny stuff, I saw it on the news. Rob said "Herbie was the car, I was fully loaded!
1:00 PM
Anonymous Says:
it was MEAN
12:11 PM
Anonymous Says:
Funny, but one fugly dude
11:47 AM
Bebe Says:
I love leno, especially when he makes fun of the Celebri-Hoes
11:41 AM
I heart gossip Says:
Yay for Jay!! If the justice system isn't going to punish her, she should have to suffer some public humiliation!! Awesome!!
11:11 AM
Jan Says:
Funny! Wish I could have seen it!
10:57 AM
Anonymous Says:
Totally right!
10:53 AM
Anonymous Says:
SO funny! she deserved it!
10:29 AM
Anonymous Says:
Good for him! That's great stuff!
10:12 AM
Dawn Says:
Rob Schnider doing the interview as Lindsay was the BEST!! These guys are geniuses! I feel sorry for Lindsay, she obviously has a problem, but it was still hilarious.
9:58 AM
Anon5135 Says:
Leno is KING!
9:57 AM
Anonymous Says:
AHH I love it!!!
9:46 AM
JW Says:
Hilarious
