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Hot Stuff: How Many Frequent Flyer Miles is That Worth, Ralph?
Friday February 16, 2007
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Friday February 16, 2007
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· A stewardess admits to having quick, unprotected (and presumably vertical) sex in an airplane lavatory with Ralph Fiennes.
· Kenny Chesney denies the gay rumors, but fails to address the “So he's, like, totally bald under that hat, right?” allegations.
·Will it be Harry Potter’s taut ass indentions or Niecy Nash’s shiny haunches?
·Do not mess with Foxy Brown when she’s gluing her weave.
·The same day Hugh Grant’s rep announces he and longtime love Jemima Khan have broken up, he appears on The View talking about his girlfriend and how she makes him more stylish. Gotta love those pre-taped segments.
· Britney Spears forces Jayden James to wear a pink parka while he’s still too young to fend for himself.
·If we had a dream about getting naked and embracing Diane Sawyer in a bunker, we wouldn’t even tell ourself about it. And yet, Meredith Vieira tells The Daily Show audience.
· Shonda Rhimes blogs about possibly sending Meredith Grey to an early watery grave.
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Posted by Noelle Hancock at 6:40 pm ET
34 Comments
9:03 AM
Mikki Says:
7:09 AM
martinmurphy Says:
your man will start to go bald one day.
1:00 PM
EdReif Says:
Ralph Fiennes Gets Some Complimentary Mojo On TakeOff Plus Bonus Miles!
Can't Blame It On RainMan!
Quantas Stewardess Lisa Robertson must have taken Hotel Anyware's moniker serious --- "A Business class ticket to cool, with complimentary mojo after takeoff. Feel free to move around the cabin, but please stay inside the aircraft until you land."
According to Rainman (Dustin Hoffman in the film of the same name ) only one airline, Qantas never crashed, but it did have a mid-air incident on a recent Darwin-to-Mumbai (Bombay) flight. It now has Hollywood's best frequent flyer program as Ralph Fiennes, seat 2K, got triple xxx bonus miles with Lisa Robertson as he joined the elite group of travelers in the mile high airborne "shagadelic" club.
Ralph has given new meaning to the free spirited traveler's wanderlust. He was on a five-day UNICEF tour of AIDS-ravaged India to raise awareness about STDs. The global promoter and Ambassador of safe sex has become "Unsafe Rafe" at any speed. Harry Pothead gets busted, by the former New South Wales DEA undercover cop, turned flight attendant.
Daddy's little girl,Robertson says, "He didn't' wear a condom. Looking back it was dangerous behaviour - and pretty hypocritical given that he was going to India to talk about Aids. "But at the time I didn't care. As we were going at it he joked, 'Are you promiscuous."
Work Ethic In The Toilet
Her dad Graham Robertson, was quoted as saying" Lisa just does her job and if someone wants a cup of coffee and biscuits, she looks after them." I guess bathroom sex is part of her $24,000 per year job. Check please.
Thank you for flying Quantas. Flight crew,you can now return your passengers to their upright positions.
10:06 AM
Anonymous Says:
He is NOT hot I can't stand guys who are going bald. Yuck.
1:10 AM
Mother Earth Says:
Psycho is no fun; she can only talk about one subject. HAte,Hate,Hate,Hate
10:45 PM
F@KE Says:
Psychos need love too ;)
9:23 PM
Mother Earth Says:
psycho it is always nice to see you on. Fake & Jason I'm forced to talk to psycho.............
2:01 AM
Fake F@ke Says:
Hello Mother CRAZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1:59 AM
HotflygirlHolly Says:
He's gross,and so is she...some stewardesses are really beautiful..she is not one of them..and she's a skank..yuck..(I read she'd been there for only 2 years..maybe just young and stupid) also he is pretty gross too...you know he is totally the creepy nazi in "Schindler's List" and didn't you just want him to die already, in the "English Patient." Little airplane ..little pecker...ugh
12:38 AM
Mother Earth Says:
Ralph always looks pastie to me. His brother I will take but not Ralph. Where is everone tonight? Jason, Fake, Anon any one even Psycho. HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!
12:31 AM
Mother Earth Says:
Fake you on?
11:30 PM
Anonymous Says:
Wait a minute isnt K-fed the father? Why is Jaydens last name Spears while Sean P. is Federline?
11:25 PM
Anonymous Says:
Why is idiot Britney making Jayden wear a pink parka? He IS a boy, right?
10:00 PM
EmmaJo Says:
Ralph Fiennes is one of my favorite actors. He's also on my sexiest men list. But boinking a flight attendant? That's not sexy. At least we know he's part of the mile high club!!!
9:43 PM
carmyn Electrafying Says:
well Ang for starters i wouldnt sleep around like a ho to be an that situation, and if i accidently wound up preggers, i wouldnt be a sick b.asterd and murder an innocent baby for my stupidity! if i didnt want the baby i would give it up for adoption.
9:02 PM
F@KE Says:
Yeah, Ang, even though that isn't the best picture of Ralph he is delish. I always prefered him over Joseph. And his accent....grrrr.
8:50 PM
Ang Says:
Carmyn,Read the debate. But I think it's smart to know you wouldn't be a good mom and take precaution then to just want kids for selfish reasons and then not take care of them.
As far as unplanned pregnancies, I keep my opinions to myself. It's so much easier talking about sex with strangers than politics and beliefs. I try and stay out of it :) Unless someone comes to me and says, "What would you do" or something like that.
F@KE- Yummy indeed.
8:40 PM
F@KE Says:
Niecy Nash’s butt is a work of make up genius.
8:37 PM
F@KE Says:
That 8:10 A isn't the same A who posts here during the day.
Ralph was also in Schindler's List, he did something with Julianne Moore and the name is on the tip of my tongue...something Affair maybe. Quiz Show several years ago, his brother Joseph was in Shakespeare in Love. Something about those boys is yummy.
8:26 PM
carmyn Electrafying Says:
you want to know whats sick Ang is go to the britney in rehab and read what A says about unplanned pregnancies thats sick!
8:22 PM
Ang Says:
You know what's sick? The people who KNOW they have it and pass it along.
8:17 PM
Ang Says:
People that have unsafe sex deserve every STD they get.
8:14 PM
Me Says:
8:10 - I hope you're NOT serious!!
8:14 PM
carmyn Electrafying Says:
well A besides the HIV,STD,CRABS,HERPIES, and unplanned pregnancies nothing!
8:10 PM
A Says:
everybody has unprotected sex, what's wrong with that
8:06 PM
Me Says:
He was also Jennifer Lopez's love interest in Maid in Manhattan.
8:04 PM
Ang Says:
It's surprising to know that so many people still have unprotected sex.
7:57 PM
Me Says:
He went to India to speak about safe sex, yet had unprotected sex with this stewardess!! HA!!! F'in loser! Practice what you preach - literally!!
7:53 PM
carmyn Electrafying Says:
oh thanks alaskan_chic! i cant believe this is US's top story!lol
7:50 PM
alaskan_chic Says:
and if this were anyone but a celebrity, it wouldn't be on national news! the "mile-high club" has been around for ages! and so has this story......get with it US
