EVERYBODY SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!
Monday October 1, 2007

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After weeks of watching her friends wrapped up in their romances, Lauren Conrad finally got some action of her own.
In Las Vegas for pal Brody Jenner's birthday, LC gave her ex a birthday kiss, and then later, some "just-because" kisses. Credit for the hookup has to go to Brody's best-bud Frankie Delgado, who not only convinces the two that the only reason they ever fought was Speidi, but also manages to hook up with LC's pal Lo (though that may be an easier task than we earlier thought -- a tipsy Lo flashes her friends in Vegas, prompting LC to quip, "I just saw Lo's Britney!").
Still, it's not all love in Vegas as Justin Bobby tags along for the trip, but gives the girls the silent treatment. Lo and LC confront Audrina on JB's unwillingness to talk, and Audrina lets them know she's had it, sarcastically telling the girls, "I'll blow him off, I'll never see him again, just to make you guys happy....I'm done. I know you guys don't like Justin, I get it."
While Audrina tackles her conflicts head on, Heidi's Bolthouse buddy Elodie is still secretly reeling from Heidi's betrayal/promotion. When Heidi asks Elodie to cover for her at an event so she and Spencer can celebrate their anniversary, Elodie says yes, knowing full well that she's just given notice, and has no intention of helping out Heidi. As a result of Elodie's deception, Speidi's romantic dinner at Don Antonio's is cut tragically short. It's probably for the best -- Spencer appears to be growing some seriously scary facial hair, and that can't be fun to sit across from.
The preview of the next episode gives us hints to the entire upcoming season of The Hills. More SexTapeGate is on the horizon, and it looks like Spencer plans to try to pass it off on Brody.
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Audrina honey wake up and smell the greasy hair. Lauren is to afraid of a Heidi repeat to warn her about this obvious loser Justin. He has no charm. My pick for Audrina is the personal trainer Lauren threw aside. At least he showers.
ok well wat does the american quote your so ''MIA''??? mean/stand for??and i think lauren is so gowjus its not fair
LC and Brody are so cute together. I really hope they become an item for they will have some beautiful children.
Seriously, everyone just needs to chill out and IMO, the only person who needs to be dissed is Justin Bobby. He's so creepy
OK, I can't believe I'm actually writing on one of these but I just can't stand Lauren! She's just judgemental and needs to look at herself before she criticizes others. I'm even feeling bad for poor Heidi who's now stuck w/ Spencer (who I agree seems controlling and a little scary)and doesn't have any friends to retreat to. Sorry, just watched a Hills episode and felt so frustrated watching how Lauren treats people, especially Audrina who actually stood up to her. Go Audrina. Don't let those girls make your decisions for you!
Um, yes, but the show is edited. Whitney is only ever shown at work, not going out. That doesn't mean she doesn't go out Often people at clubs drunk talk about guys/girls, you really don't know where Whitney is going or who she's hooking up with, if anyone. They're not actually too near their mid 20's, and while they might have plenty of outside interests and whatever, you can bet that MTV would not show them going to classes or anything like that. That would not make interesting TV by MTV's standards.
Anono 8:24-- I am FAR from desperate! I do not need a man or a ring around my finger to make me feel complete. Unfortunetly this is all the girls on The Hills can talk about, is where to go to find a cute man, how to impress a man, and how to keep a man. It pathetic! I say they need to get some other interests, find something worthwhile to do with their time, than sitting around talking about what guys they hooked up with, or kissed, or who was checking out whom... It's so tedious! Do these seemingly educated women have nothing else to occupy their time with. They act like they're in highschool, and not near their mid-twenties. Whitney is the ideal woman on the show. (Unlike Lauren, she is NOT desperate, and does not feel the need to hook-up with some random guy, just because she is horny.) Whitney actually seems to have some self control, and self respect.
Aretha, fine, Heidi didn't owe Elodie anything, but Elodie doesn't owe heidi anything either. There is no one in the world who would be fine and nice to heidi after they were friendly and she went behind her back like that. What is Elodie supposed to do, send Heidi a dozen roses and cancel her vacation to cover for her? It's business, but if you're going to be cutthroat, deal with the fact that nobody is going to like you or want to help you.
And of course Whitney and Audrina would be on LC's side, imo. They're LC's friends! Whitney probably isn't that close with Heidi, they were never filmed together, and since Heidi seems to spend like 100% of her time with Spencer, Audrina and Heidi probably drifted apart. It's really hard to be friends with two people when one of them is with a guy who says really evil, hardcore things on the radio and on the internet about your friend and spreads evil rumors about her, sometimes you have to choose. If I were them, I wouldn't want to spend time around Spencer because he sucks, and everytime I saw Heidi I'd be like how can you be with any guy who calls girls the things he calls LC in front of the whole world? What's wrong with you, that's not right. Heidi sits by while Spencer does this evil bleep, so much for hos before bros.
Sam, wake up to the 21st century. You're the one who sounds despeate, "OMG! No man will marry you, you slut! What will you do if he won't marry you, omg, you'll die!" Who cares? She's 20, she's probably not thinking about getting married for a long, long, time, if ever, and while the thought of marrying an insecure, judgmental loser who can't deal with the fact that is gf's not a vigin when he's not either is really appealing, I think she'll do okay.
Lauren is so desperate, it's pathetic! She's been panting after Brody, then Jason, shows up in town, and suddenly she's panting after him, then she finds out Jason is "not so into her", and she quickly goes back to panting after Brody again. Is the pool of rich boys in L.A. so small that she feels the need to hook one soon. Her desperation is such a turn off. And while it may have been Spencer, Or Brody, or Heidi who started the sex tape rumor, Lauren is doing a good job on her own of revealing that she's comfortable being just a "hook-up girl". Brody knows that all he has to do is look at her the right way, and basically can take her home, NO STRINGS ATTACHED. I have the feeling she has always been like this, even back in highschool. She needs to lose the desperation, get some self respect, and save sex for a relationship that really matters! The image she is putting out there to the world is that it doesn't take much to hit it. She seems to be comfortable being the hook-up girl, and no man is going to marry a girl like that!!
Why doesn't Last and Aretha BOTH Chill out- this is probably the dumbest argument! WHO CARES ...all these girls are pretty bad friends so lets just agree to disagree
To Last, chill out. You're the only one getting worked up here. And the "Heidi is my hero" talk? Ha! I just don't think some of the girls on that show are exactly perfect themselves, and I don't understand where they're coming from on certain issues. Heidi's hardly a hero, but the girls who are judging her are far from saints themselves. The things she lied about that you mentioned are pretty petty for the most part. Plus, who cares about her fake boobs? What does that have to do with anything? And as far as the sex tape rumors go, who's to say that Heidi IS even involved with spreading them? How do you know that maybe it was just Spencer behind it? Nobody knows for sure, and a lot of this is just speculation.
To Aretha- this going in circles is agrivating and really useless!! I agree that it was Jenn whom most of the blame lies with....however, what is with the Heidi is your hero talk? She also LIED to LC about having anything to do with it...she also lied to LC about Spencer sending her flowers last season...she also lied about spreading the sex tape rumors....she lied when she first got her ta-tas done...she lied when telling Elodie to "definitely" go for the job (when she was sneaking and conniving behind her back!)...there are too many to list! My point is- she has zero redeemable qualities! As the saying goes: With friends like these...who needs enemies! I for one agree Heidi often gets the short end of the stick, but she truly brings it on herself! All she had to say when the whole Bunney/Brody hook-up happened was "Lauren I am sorry...that was a really Sh!tty thing to do...please forgive me".....really though, in last night's episode I heard Lauren telling Lo: "Well we weren't very nice to him, he has every reason to dislike us" regarding J-Bob...and I think that is a testiment to her character- she CAN and does admit wrong..and she owns up to her mistakes (thus the preview for her talk with Audrina about backing off)...say what you will in her defense but Heidi regardless of how anybody feels about her- needs to do some major soul searching and find honesty in herself and qualities that make her attractive to her friends! Looks (and plastic ones at that) really only get you so far....
i wonder if heidi watches the show when it airs....she must, right?
which for me just proves what a complete MORON she is...any rational and intelligent human being would watch the show and feel shame and embarressment for their behaviour!!
same goes for spencer...on a scale of 1 to 10 how stupid do you think he feels when he watches the show? obviously not stupid enough cuz he continues to sign contracts with the show who ultimately play a hand in making him look so stupid.
at the end of the day...i dont know what is worse: if this is all scripted or if its real...either way ~~ they all look pathetic and sad :)
5:01 Anonymous: Heidi may have been behind the Brody/Jen hookup, but ultimately it was Jen and Brody who went through with it. I'm not defending Heidi for that because that was a pretty crappy thing to do, but I think Jen definitely deserves a lot more of the blame than Heidi does in this situation. Jen DID the hooking up with her friend's ex. That's way more underhanded than what Heidi did. Jen didn't have to listen to Heidi or follow through with any of it. It was Jen's choice.
Here's the answer...Lauren is a forgiving person...she talks to Jason b/c he didn't do something unforgiveable! He caused her heartache...yeah so???? Who doesn't experience heartache when they break up....and when they were together? Well they aren't now so the problems they had as a couple are pretty much baseless reasoning for not talking to someone (someone as high and mighty as yourself...all forgiving and all should know this!!)...Heidi on the other hand has managed to show her true colors time and time again! They weren't dating right? Just friends...u r sure now? Ok..well then as a friend every single heinous and mean and under-handed thing Heidi did matters in Lauren's head!!! Do you really need a list? Fine...she is dumb as rocks...(sorry that is a personal reason), her fiance is completely in charge of her life and she has no say in what she does...she hooked up a mutual friend with someone her "best friend" was dating, she moved out the SAME DAY she announced it to her roommate (stellar move Heidster!), she and her fiance/train-wreck waiting to happen SPREAD a vicious rumor about a supposed sex-tape- which true or not is still ridiculously callous and under-handed! The list continues...and continues....Heidi has done nothing redeamable in my book..she deserves to have NO friends...she has pushed every decent person out of her life!
Did some people forget what Heidi did to Lauren that made Lauren sooo piissed off??? Remember Heidi and Spencer tried to hook Brody up w/ Jen Bunney??? and it worked!! Jen and Brody were kissing and making out .... its a shame though that she would do this to her friend.... but then again LC is stupid for forgiving Brody and not Jen...that sux!!
why would lauren or anyone talk to heidi after she and spencer started a rumor about the sex tape bw jason and lauren. even if it is just speculation, lauren believes and has some proof that they did it... im sorry if someone created a nasty lil rumor like that about me, i dont think i would really want to speak to them.
and ask heidi why she still talks to spencer after the whole audrina thing. not only talks... but goes to bed with him every nite, after 4:53 PM Anonymous Says, heidi is spencers LAST CHOICE! HAHAHAH so sad. but true and funny
Why is it that stating an opinion must lead to a personal attack? You're still blaming Heidi for the promotion, which is undeserved. Maybe the boss did want to promote his business, but isn't that HIS fault and not Heidi's? Seriously, and you even said it yourself that SPENCER came between Heidi and Audrina, so shouldn't they be mad at HIM? And no one has yet to answer the mysterious question of why it's perfectly acceptable for Lauren to be on friendly terms with Jason, the guy who caused her agony, but talking to Heidi is just entirely out of the question.
Plus, just because someone disagrees with you doesn't mean you have to flip out. Stop, take a deep breath, and just for one minute think about the dumb crap you're getting so worked up over. Thanks.
Wonder if Heide realizes she is the low end of the totem pole? Seems like Spencer wanted everyone else before he settled for Heidi.
Seriously debating with Aretha is like debating with Spenc....waaaait a second....Spencer is that you? I TOTALLY see how it's just business...I mean, you sit at a computer playing solitaire all day, get some new ta-tas, sashay into the office late daily to sit...and play solitaire- but when push comes to shove- you totally deserve a promotion right? WRONG...in the real world you don't get ahead b/c your boss likes all the pretty promotion his business is getting by your craptastic cameras always following you around! I for one only see Elodie W-O-R-K-I-N-G..all you see Heidi do is sashay...oh and parade her cubic Z ring all about...oh and probably knock people out with that huge chin! It is ALWAYS partly "personal" and Elodie didn't owe Jay Leno's long lost daughter- ANYTHING!! Not at all.....
In response to aretha: VERY good work ethic/etiquette. Stomping on other people to get ahead. It may work, but what kind of person does that make you in the long run? Plus, they were friends… does one do that to a person?!!? Not a good person at least. That’s for sure. Also, elodie did take the initiative to get the job she just didn’t get it because of what I said before, brent giving it to heidi for more publicity on his company. Also… If u actually did watch in the previous season, audrina and heidi were fighting because SPENCER was playing them both. Audrina was the bigger person and told spencer to back off (probably bc he was creepy and definitely NOT her type). However, heidi was obviously still mad with audrina even thou she didn’t do anything wrong with spencer and he was the one pursuing her. But o look, heres the shocker… heidi decided to believe a male instead of her close friend and ditched that friendship with audrina. Awesome job heidi. As for heidis friendship with whitney… um I believe lauren and whitney work together, u tell me who she will most likely side with and not to mention… were her and heidi ever even real friends. NO. thanks. I agree lauren can be hypocritcal sometimes definitely, especialy when she criticizes j.bobby. That (and only that) is something u have a good opinion on.
I loved what Elodie did to Heidi, and Heidi is SO stupid to blow off her assignment to go to dinner with rat face instead of work. Didn't he tell her she should do whatever it took to get that promotion? I wonder if Brent realizes now that he choose the wrong person to be in charge of events? Heidi is a loser and I think she may be beginning to see Spencer's true colors. Does Spencer work?
She didn't owe Elodie anything. It isn't personal, it IS business, and I say good for her for going for what she wants. Maybe Elodie should've taken the initiative like Heidi did, and maybe she's just bitter and resentful that she didn't. As far as the boss's reasons for promoting Heidi, well, ultimately that's just speculation.
A problem I have with the characters of this show is that it seems that Audrina and Whitney just jumped on the LC bandwagon after Lauren and Heidi's falling out. Heidi never really did anything to them. Plus, what's with Lauren being completely friendly with Jason, the guy who caused her all her supposed heartache? But she still refuses to speak to Heidi. To me, THAT is putting dicks before chicks, and another of many examples of how Lauren can be quite the hypocrite.
ur mental aretha franklin. if its just business, u have the courtesy to tell ur co-worker that u are looking to be given the promotion as well instead of going behind your co-workers back and stealing it from right under her nose. if it wasnt for elodie, heidi wouldnt have known about the promotion anyway. as for why heidi even got the promotion, we all know it was because it would give bolthouse productions more publicity if heidi got the job rather than elodie.
as for why the girls are against heidi u are again wrong on t hat. chicks before d*cks is a motto heidi never put to use. and now look at her... she has ZERO friends. not even bunny who would rather be friends w LC than dumb heidi
This kiss video thing is not working and it's pissing me off...fix it already!
Get your facts straight, KPax, before you start spouting accusations. If you had read my other posts in the past, you would realize that I've been following the show for quite some time. I'm quite aware of why the girls seem to be against Heidi, but my point of view is that some of their reasons are a bit weak. Everyone acts as though Heidi was in the wrong to accept a promotion, when in reality, that's business. That's the real world. Heidi went after what she wanted and landed the job. And, people seem to forget that ultimately, it was the boss's decision who he decided to promote, so technically Heidi didn't "steal" anything. So, I'm quite aware of what is going on. Next time you could try simply stating your point without coming across as so obnoxious and overly emotional. It's a friggin tv show. Get over it.
3:17 PM Aretha Franklin Says:
u dont know what ur talking about. obviously u have not ever watched the season from last year. otherwise u would have realized that heidi screwed her friends over continuously for spencer among other things. it doesnt matter what kind of taste anyone has in a guy its the fact that heidi was/is an awful person. and spencer IS the epitomy of an awful person. get your facts straight before you start defending the worst person/couple ever.
desiree is right...
heidi and spencer have NO ONE LEFT but themselves. she should probably end her life. and also, she should probably never sing/dance at a nightclub the way she did on her 21st birthday when she was booed off stage. hahahahaha. get a grip speidi. D-SGUSTING.
and ps. stephanie @ 2:09 u are correct to.. if hes not physically abusive than definitely emotionally later on in their married life... if they ever do get married haha what a joke



