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Thursday January 17, 2008

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The Associated Press began preparing Britney Spears’ obituary within the past month, Usmagazine.com has learned.
"We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time," AP entertainment editor Jesse Washington tells Us.
"I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now," Washington adds. "Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared."
Washington also says the AP has a "pretty extensive obituary operation," and that staffers are "constantly adding people."
Following a bizarre night out Wednesday, Spears’ pal Sam Lutfi phoned into Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, claiming, “everything’s fine.”
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Categories: Britney Spears
shes cuite i love her
shes cuite i love her
You morons don't get it...NEWS AGENCIES ALWAYS DO THIS! In this day and age everyone expects news reports to be instant, and you never know when someone may die due to whatever cause - plane crash, you name it. So agencies ALWAYS pre-prep celebrity obits so that if something does happen, all they have to do is fill in a few details and wham, ready to go. They do this for EVERYONE, not just high risk celebs, and they've been doing it for decades. This is NOT EVEN NEWS, people. It's just standard operating procedure. Try reading something besides the gossip columns once in a while.
PEOPLE ARE SICK.
She is not dead-or on a waiting list to die.
Even if she is crazy-- she is someones mother daughter friend and sister.
How could you make something preparing for her death????
Sick Bastards.
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.
Even if Britney is making mistakes, who really cares! I mean I know everyone is really trying to make sense of her life right now but its not like your helping at all! There are much more things that people should be worried about..Ppl truly believe everything that comes out of a magazine...don't you know they will tell you anything to get you to feed into and buy it! She made history since like a decade ago and believe me her journey is not going to end. God rest Anna Nicole Smith soul but Britney is not like her at all. She may have been an admiration once upon a time, but now she is really trying to have a happy settle life..and of course the media don't want her to do that bc they need they're money!
She has done her job as an entertainer, came out and took over as pop princess! We never let her grow up, we hounded her and made her feel really bad about her actions and criticized every moment of it. I should know because I was a huge fan and I went through what a teenager goes through! I didn't expect it but I did. And I understand her and how life creeps up on us.. you ever think about what it would be like if you had kids and got them taken away from you!..so she made some mistakes with her children but what mother hasn't..and half of them still have theire children. And she will do anything to get them back. We know her heart and we know she means well if anything stop burying a grave for her and send her some love and support.
It will get better Britney,and I truly believe you will have your children back!
Even if Britney is making mistakes, who really cares! I mean I know everyone is really trying to make sense of her life right now but its not like your helping at all! There are much more things that people should be worried about..Ppl truly believe everything that comes out of a magazine...don't you know they will tell you anything to get you to feed into and buy it! She made history since like a decade ago and believe me her journey is not going to end. God rest Anna Nicole Smith soul but Britney is not like her at all. She may have been an admiration once upon a time, but now she is really trying to have a happy settle life..and of course the media don't want her to do that bc they need they're money!
She has done her job as an entertainer, came out and took over as pop princess! We never let her grow up, we hounded her and made her feel really bad about her actions and criticized every moment of it. I should know because I was a huge fan and I went through what a teenager goes through! I didn't expect it but I did. And I understand her and how life creeps up on us.. you ever think about what it would be like if you had kids and got them taken away from you!..so she made some mistakes with her children but what mother hasn't..and half of them still have theire children. And she will do anything to get them back. We know her heart and we know she means well if anything stop burying a grave for her and send her some love and support.
It will get better Britney,and I truly believe you will have your children back!
Maybe we should start checking our Britney albums for clues! "Britney is a dead girl; miss her, miss her, miss her!" "I buried Britney." "Turn me on, dead girl. Turn me on, dead girl. Turn me on, dead girl." "Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine..."
This is a pretty silly "guessing game" that AP is playing. There's a pretty funny comment on foundingdulcinea, musing about who in the 1960s would have thought that Keith Richards would outlast John Denver.
Borrowing yet another page from the Madonna play book, Britney Spears has reportedly begun her own record label--Enslaved Records.
Owned by Sony BMG Music Entertainment, Britney's label is in negotiations to sign its first act.
Hoping to equal the success of Maverick Record's first cash cow, Alanis Morisette,
Britney's label is in negotiations with a New York based hard rock band called MEAN VENUS.
Britney allegedly encountered MEAN VENUS mid-set some months ago at NJ's legendary Stone Pony
(the historic rock club where the likes of Bruce Springsteen cut his teeth)
and offered the MEAN VENUS boys a deal on the spot.
MEAN VENUS' lead singer (who goes merely by the initial, J)
has also been rumoured to be involved with Mrs. Spears in a more than professional capacity as well.
The MEAN VENUS buzz began with the rumour that lead singer, J, was none other than the illegitimate son of Led zeppelin's very own Robert Plant
and that the unsigned band would be opening for the long awaited reunion tour commencing summer 2008.
hahaha yall are funny... LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!! haha... how bout she quit foolin and makin everyone mess wit her? derka....
sorry but, when you're a celeb... that's what happens... and i think chris crocker is a bleep for the whole "leave britney alone" thing... c'mon now... maybe she shouldn't be DOING the things that she's doing and make herself LOOK better... seeing as that she knows the press is gonna be everywhere and she was open to them recording her when she shaved her fricken head... weather she likes it or not is one story but she sure as hell doesn't seem to care that she's making herself look like an ass...
I see a lot of "leave her alone" comments. Do I thing the press harasses her. Yes! But, so far I haven't seen her make one single effort to keep her self out of the lime light. How about a trip to a nice remote mountain resort/rehab center and get out of the public eye for awhile? As long as she continues to behave like an bleep and the American Public continue to want to read/see the latest, the Paparazzi will continue to hound her.
The public is also to blame. We're paying the salaries of the Paparazzi when we tune in, turn on or read anything about her.
One thing about her ambulance ride and the press that really griped my bleep was the total lack of concern for her health and the obstruction of an emergency vehicle. They should have all been arrested and ticketed for impeding the ambulance. That was BS.
janelle
i think that everyone should just give this whole britney thing a break. i mean would you want your life to be spread all over the world especailly if youre losing it and lost your kids along with it? probly not. if we dont give it a rest bad things are gonna keep happening to her due to press pressure. put yourself in her shoes and see how you would feel about it!!!
Who is this Britney Spears person I keep reading about?
I jus think that you guys needa leave her the HELL ALone..and let her get her life back on track...b-4 ya'll end up killin her thats what happen to princess diana?!
i am not a fan of britney or even really like the girl but all i have to say is you people who write that are going a little bit too far!!! who in their right mind would do that you guys say shes crazy but how sick is it to write an obituary about someone who hasnt even passed away yet? i think if eveyone was in her situation would go crazy maybe if all you paparazzi would leave the poor girl alone and let her be she wouldnt be this way!!
Guys, get a clue, many obits are written in advance, you think they are written on the spot. US weekly should even know better then this. To write an obit, you need to check facts and research many dates and events. Keeping an up to date file is a pretty extensive job.
I like Britney and you guys writing her obituary doesnt hellp her situation. do think that gives her hope to actually live and go on in life? you guys are wrong! i think everyone should keep the cameras out of her face and let her work on her problems or for that matter do what ever she wants to do. she is a real person to just like all of us. why don't you give her space?
I like Britney and you guys writing her obituary doesnt hellp her situation. do think that gives her hope to actually live and go on in life? you guys are wrong! i think everyone should keep the cameras out of her face and let her work on her problems or for that matter do what ever she wants to do. she is a real person to just like all of us. why don't you give her space?
It would be a good news for music in general. Fortunately, with Alicia Keys and radiohead at top of the charts, it seems fans and music lovers are smarter and prefer true and authentic artists
"Normal" people (and those who want peace and harmony in their lives) do not purposely, provocatively, openly and intentionally slide into a car with no undergarments on as the paparazi swarm with their cameras flashing. What's obvious is the girl needs professional help, lots of it, and for the sake of those two precious children, let's hope it's not too late.
It amazed me to know that this is a common practice to have a big list of orbituaries in case they pass away... they are no different than notorious paparazzies in that those media companies are always ready to make big doughs by being the first one to claim someone's death...
I think it's amazing how trashy people are nowadays, but then again you have men dumping their chlidren off of bridges, so of course it comes to no surprise that someone would write an obituary for a person that is still alive. Even though I disagree with what's going on with Brittany Spears, why should the American public care? How about worrying about our decaying economy and the rising gas prices? How about selecting a president that won't screw us over the way Bush did? Instead of being conerned about REAL issues we're trying to figure out when Brittany will die. The media is so TRASHY and CHILDISH and so are the people that follow her and hope she dies. She is still a human being and she should be treated as such. But then again I don't expect much out of the American people anymore, I mean hey Bush did get elected twice! This country is full of idiots!
Please please give us a Britney Sex Tape before she bites the dust. On second thought, send that walrus to the gym first, and then give us that sex tape.
Well to be honest, Brit is looking more & more like a corpse (and an ugly one at that). Futhermore, if she were to, well, pass on; we the public could FINALLY be free of hearing or seeing this sick individual. She is a poor excuse of an entertainer, a mother, a friend, a daughter, etc.
If the newspapers, etc. would leave her alone for a while maybe she would have a chance to re-habilitate. The public just doesn't give her a chance. everytime she has a problem it goes public.my goodness--let her have some peace.
Stories like this are one more reason I will never read sick, unintelligent, and predatory magazines like yours.
How sick is the American society. No where else in the world will anyone find this kind of crap. The only reason they enjoy bashing this woman is because it makes them feel good about themselves, it is obvious that these people are pathetic loosers and retards.
I hope the stupid beeotch offs herself.



