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Dissecting Signature Style: Lindsay Lohan is 'Overly Complicated'
Friday August 17, 2007
Lindsay Lohan at the GQ Lounge at the Coachella Festival in Indio, CA. April 29, 2007.
Alexandra Wyman/WireImage.com
Friday August 17, 2007
Alexandra Wyman/WireImage.com
Earlier this week, we analyzed the signature of two Jessicas: Biel and Simpson. Now we examine the autograph of rehab-hopping actress Lindsay Lohan and discover what she’s really hiding behind all those nefarious loops and heart shapes.
“Lindsay Lohan's signature is overly complicated and convoluted. Not knowing what it says, it would be impossible to read,” says Sheila Lowe, a forensic handwriting expert and author of The Complete Idiot's Guide to Handwriting Analysis.
She adds: “There's a heart shape with a slash through it in the left circle, which suggests that her heart may be broken, and that could be why both names are encircled and tied up in a bow--she feels hurt and has a profound need to protect her ego.”
Come back Monday when our handwriting expert takes on Jessica Alba’s handiwork!
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Posted by Noelle Hancock at 1:05 pm ET
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18 Comments
7:47 AM
waqas Says:
11:08 PM
Anonymous Says:
I just heard that Lindsay will NOT be charged for her 2 DWIs or the cocaine that was found in her pocket and she claimed it wasn't here. Now, this is where money talks evidently. If that were me or another "regular working person" they would throw us under the jail. I am really disappointed in the justice system. If you have money you can get off with about anything you have done without spending time in the jail and somehow that little amount of time in jail does not jack to me. So, people with money do have a better chance at "buying" their way out of their little "fun." Let's hope she does not end up killing someone before all of this mess is said and done.
11:29 PM
Anonymous Says:
I could write my name better than that with a crayon when I was 6 years old.
11:18 AM
Anonymous Says:
She is a beautiful girl,but she is strarting to look old and aged from all of the liqour and acohol ,as these things are known to make you more older looking, really sad
7:31 PM
Jennifer Says:
5:48 So Obvious:
Haha...finnally something on this thread that is is funny and not insulting ME! lol
5:50 PM
Anonymous Says:
Yeah, what's so complicated? If you were coked out of your skull, you'd write like that, too.
5:48 PM
So Obvious Says:
It's hard to write when you're drunk.
3:14 PM
Anonymous Says:
hahahaha: 1:32 PM Smarty Says
2:36 PM
Anonymous Says:
hey look lindsay was WWUI.....writing under the influence..
yea...but that pen in my pocket wasnt mines...........
2:34 PM
Anonymous Says:
OMF this is all I need to know to go on with my day. NOT.
2:33 PM
Holly Cow the Metal Ward is out of peperclips Says:
For me, that signature indicates" METAL" problems.
2:06 PM
Jennifer Says:
Now thats a cool signature!
1:55 PM
Stacie Says:
This lady seems whacked. Yesterday Jessica Seimpson's sig was just as messy and scrawled looking and she had a totally differnt view. Stupid story...where the REAL gossip?
1:39 PM
Anonymous Says:
Why doesn't someone analyze what she was smoking when she bought that ugly a$$ purse
1:39 PM
nutty buddy Says:
I can't wait till Monday, so I can hear about Jessica Alba signature. This is the most interesting thing I have ever read. Please US do more celebrities. (dripping with sarcasm)
1:35 PM
Anon13 Says:
Well, now that I have that information I can get through the rest of my day! Thanks US Weekly!
1:32 PM
Smarty Says:
"Not knowing what it says, it would be impossible to read,”
Thank you Captain Obvious for that new revelation into life. I sure hope you're making millions of dollars cause you sure are the brightest crayon in the box.
1:10 PM
Melissa Says:
Dissecting Signatures - OH BROTHER!! Must be a slow gossip month if this is all we have to read about.....and what Lindsay Lohan's signature is say is really "somebody hold the wheel and my drink while I sign this" LOL
