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Britney Takes Up Topless Gardening
Thursday May 3, 2007


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What do May flowers bring? Topless photos of Britney Spears!

Just when you think you know everything about Britney, she always manages to surprise, doesn't she?

Shots of the pop star-turned-flower child have been popping up all over the blogosphere, the going rumor being that they were taken on April Fool's Day.

In this soon-to-be classic photo series, wearing her post-’hab fedora/sunglasses/wig combination that we’re beginning to suspect is Krazy-Glued together like one of those Groucho Marx costumes, Spears crouches on a rock and celebrates the ushering in of Spring.

And, frankly, what better way than by holding a few blossoms in front of your nipples in a botanical garden while smiling merrily? (The cross is a nice touch, by the way.)

The picture is even more apropos considering that Spears opted to lip-synch her performance at the House of Blues last night.

After all, as Groucho once happily declared: Women should be obscene and not heard.

(Check out Usmagazine.com’s slideshow of Brit’s most scandalous wardrobe selections!)

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