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Afternoon Delights: Joe to Offer His Services to Britney
Wednesday April 25, 2007
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· Joe Simpson is applying for the position as manager/father figure to Britney Spears.
· Rachael Ray tried (unsuccessfully!) to keep Bill Clinton away from her pots and pans during a cooking segment on her show. Because she likes her whole wheat pasta and her Bill Clintons al dente.
· Jay-Z and Jermaine Dupri tossed $2,000 in cash to the crowd at Cameo in Miami when the DJ played their song "Money Ain't a Thang." One sharp-elbowed clubgoer walked out with $900 bones.
· Jonathan Rhys Meyers has an Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor by his side at all times at open bar events to keep him off the sauce.
· Mischa Barton admits that pal Nicole Richie has body issues but says her own assets are due to a fast metabolism.
· Miss America Lauren Nelson helped police catch child predators by having phone and cyber sex while pretending to be a horny 14-year-old girl. Hey, everyone has their gifts to give.
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Posted by Noelle Hancock at 2:30 pm ET
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5:35 PM
Anonymous Says:
10:34 AM
Anonymous Says:
Love Jonathan Rhys Meyers! Really want to see the Tudors, but don't have showtime....I'm waiting for the DVD to come out on sale.
So, he has a little problem, no big deal. He's such a sexpot.
I'll do him anywhere, anytime
7:02 PM
DD Says:
March 22, 2007 - Joe Simpson has reportedly taken a swipe at Britney Spears and her recent troubles by saying: "I would never let that happen to my daughters."
6:43 PM
DD Says:
I think Joe should mind his own business. It's bad enough that he ruined Nick & Jessica's marriage. He's partly responsible for destroying Jessica's career. As I recall, didn't Joe diss Britney a few weeks back. Since the Simpleton sisters took a career break, we don't hear anything about Joe. I think he is just desperate to be in the media again. Lately Jessica has been looking like a mess.
5:25 PM
Tee Says:
I think Joe has done a good job by his children however to be honest I wouldn't want to work to help Britney do anything. It would only give her one more person to blame when she screws up whatever else she will and with her recent behavior, it's only a matter of time that we will see or observe her making an bleep of herself. I used to be a huge fan but I am over it. She is pathetic.
5:01 PM
Anonymous Says:
Joe, we know it's you(anon456)
4:59 PM
Anonymous Says:
I love that!! I am laughing my head off!!
4:56 PM
Anonymous Says:
what is so wrong with joe simpson??? i dont understand, he chose to be his daughters manager, so what! He must not be so bad, if they are where they are today becuase of his help. the people who talk about him in a mean way dont even know him! let the family be and if he can help brit, let him, no one else has... joe does not control his daugthers, they are grown women, its obvious they want him around... leave them alone.. what they do does'nt affect your life so let them live thier's
ok, done venting.. bye :)
4:37 PM
Anonymous Says:
He is so creepy, he looks like a pervert. Yea he wants to help her... help her with her bra and shopping for underware and get paid for it. Run Britney, run! Try to get help from Justin or Timbaland. I bet Joe hates that Jessica is having sex with an admitted sex maniac who likes it real kinkey.
4:33 PM
Anonymous Says:
DON'T DO IT BRIT
4:14 PM
Anonymous Says:
3:23 PM Anonymous Says:
insider...Jesse A Simpson smokes ever since her and John hooked up. And if Papa finds out... no more Jess and John.
And that is true about the "golden shower" but it is when they are in the shower.
Joe is a nice guy, he creeps alot of people out. BUT He cares for Jess and Ashy alot! Britney needs the help.
Love y'all!
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Oh no - not just the shower in the shower - didn't you read last week about the bed they soaked??? That was the grossest thing I've read in a long time. Yeppers she is a pot head now too - listens to Bob Marley and everything!
4:13 PM
ME Says:
what a weird guy....but i kinda want to see what happens.
4:06 PM
Haley Says:
yeah, I want my bumblebees bald. I also want them to have little bumblebees that are never allowed to come out and play.
4:03 PM
witchy! Says:
they can be if you wnat them to
4:00 PM
Haley Says:
are bumblebees bald? :)
3:58 PM
not yo momma Says:
And by "services" I am to assume he is referring to his 3 inch peen..............GROSS!
3:57 PM
witchy! Says:
sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif
3:54 PM
Haley Says:
love me some pollen:)
3:53 PM
witchy! Says:
just beer, or pollen
3:42 PM
Haley Says:
or, you know, any other fun beverage.:)
3:40 PM
Anonymous Says:
GROSS!!! He is a weird old guy... he should just stick to sponging off his own daughters. I think if it wasn't for his controlling ways, perhaps Nick and Jessica would have had more of a chance. In her old age, Jessica is going to regret losing Nick! And thanks to Joe, we see a lot more of his NO TALENT daughters... UGH!!
3:34 PM
Anonymous Says:
insider...Jesse A Simpson smokes ever since her and John hooked up. And if Papa finds out... no more Jess and John.
And that is true about the "golden shower" but it is when they are in the shower.
Joe is a nice guy, he creeps alot of people out. BUT He cares for Jess and Ashy alot! Britney needs the help.
Love y'all!
3:31 PM
Anonymous Says:
joe simpson should stay away from britney, just look at ashlee, she had to get drunk at a mcdonalds, get a nose job, and started making out with pete wentz everywhere. and jessica, joe controlled her & her marriage with nick, nick what a creep, she is better off with john mayer. britney needs a mentor who isn't a creepy old guy or a creepy old lady (madonna).
3:31 PM
Anonymous Says:
I hate that dude, he is a money hungry so called ex pastor. He really makes me sick.
3:29 PM
witchy! Says:
like who is gonna know if john pees on jess, you know how dumb that sounds?
3:29 PM
witchy! Says:
we shoulda, dress up is fun.....especially when drinking wine
3:23 PM
Anonymous Says:
insider...Jesse A Simpson smokes ever since her and John hooked up. And if Papa finds out... no more Jess and John.
And that is true about the "golden shower" but it is when they are in the shower.
Joe is a nice guy, he creeps alot of people out. BUT He cares for Jess and Ashy alot! Britney needs the help.
Love y'all!
3:23 PM
Haley Says:
we should totally have gone in to fashion.:)
3:22 PM
Haley Says:
we should totally have gone in to fashion.:)
3:22 PM
witchy! Says:
i wonder if bees wear cowboy boots
